steve harrington x dababy x mario x sonic x baba grill y/n x ed sheeran

chapter one

ed walked into the school to see a new student. it was sonic! a beautiful blue spiky hedgehog

he had blue fur and he runs a lot but even though he runs a lot he gets the runs very often

he noticed that sonic was looking at the pretty girl baba grill (y/n) and he felt a firey blaze of JEALOUSY fill the pits of his buttocks

he could not stand that. no one looks at his pretty girl. 

"SONIC. GET HERE. RIGHT. NOW." he screams

"how do you know my name you emo ginger" sonic says in shock 

"i can read minds. also, i have to have a very long chat with you!!!"

"i don't talk we can solve it another fun way" sonic says in anger and confidence 

"oh yeah? what's that fun way?" a wide smirk grows across his lips, prepared to fight sonic in any challenge. y/n is in the background, watching them fight.

Y/n is too short and tiny to actually see what they are doing but her vampire instinct says its bad

"stop you guys!!" y/n cries "sonic-poo, this isn't like you 🥺"

"How do you know his name?🤬 it's over princess 🤬" ed says angrily 

"i... if i tell you... you can be in danger..." y/n sighs

"Oh no " ed feels that something is wrong . His thoughts are interrupted by a very attractive man

"HEY BOYS"mario  struts over to see the lovers quarrel. "hey baba grill" he winks at y/n

"omg im so pretty everyone wants me" y/n thinks "But i need to stop sonic frim spreading the evil"

"i need dababys help, because he is a wizard, but he hates me because i slept with his significant other.. what do i do?!"

Her inspiring thought get interrupted by eds hansome voice 

" Its over Babi " i found someone better " Ed said pointing at the blue furry 

"what! how dare you!! you... you... you grandma sniffer!" y/n curses ed out in anger

Yn couldn't believe she said a bad word .she is too cute to swear

Without thinking she runs and kisses mario

all of a sudden, mid-way through kissing mario, steve harrington rises and storms to break up the kiss.

"YOU DO NOT KISS MY BOYFRIEND!" he yells 

"What?! You are gay🥺 ew🤬 " babi says in disgust "i'm super straight 💪🏻"

steves luscious hair flys off of his head to slap y/n on the cheek

"i am gay and i'm proud!" 

"How dare you! I will never accept gays! Jahsh burn!" y/n screams

ed looks to sonic, and sonic looks mario and mario looks to steve and they all nod in unison 

"we must tie her up in our basement" they whisper

all of a sudden i come with my amazing foot globbers and shoot gun shoots out of my boobs (ariana style) at everyone

y/n tries to run but her tiny feet can't 

slyppas grippers slap the floor penguin style, going to slap babi in the face again for being homophobic, her grippers also knocking her out

a god named slyppa comes down from the heavens with her bullet boobs

I go to y:n and start floating then a beam cums out of my bussy ready to attack the evil 

Then babi remember that she is vampire and she was ready for this fight so she sings the fight song

babi bares her fangs and hisses like a cat and bites slyppa 

Slyppa gets scared and gets deaf from yns horrible song

I heal myself fast because of my angel powers

And they all die exept ed

Sylppa is after babi for the rest of her life 

I got heaven and tell god every guy named jaydens small dick sizes fto

from big to zero

He lets me out and I take my briefcase that lets me teleport. I teleport back in time and revive all of you so i can watch you suffer

and then slyppa realises, hold on, was god dababy?

and i cry because i cant god is my idol

the end