Garterbelt: *laughs* That's cause it's black baby. You won't ever go back.
Stocking: So, what's up for dessert? I'm guessing chocolate. Oh, for no reason in particular.
Panty: Well, I don't give a shit. So I'm gonna go take one. I'll be in the can if you need me.
Stocking: Don't let the toilet eat you.
Panty: Oh, screw off!
She said this while slamming the bathroom door doing her business
Stocking: We should have picked up some chocolate bombs from the Meta Muffin bakery! Those-
Panty: Does she even hear what she's saying?
Stocking: -tasty brown goodness in my mouth all the time!
Just then the sound of the toilet itself didn't sit right with panty with a few seconds past until...the toilet was trying to eat her up
Panty: Fuck! Shit! Ahhh! Stocking! Stocking! Help me, goddamn it! Stocking!
Stocking: Shut up, Panty! No one wants to talk to you while you're taking a dump, it's so disgusting! I hope you shit your face off while you shit in yourself if it makes you feel any better. HAHAHAHA!
With the toilet finally flushing panty inside she was still fighting trying to get out
Panty: Fucking shit!
(Panty flies out of the toilet with a scream being covered in...shit)
Panty: Okay, I get it now.
Garterbelt: Okay, you get what now?
Stocking: Maybe the rice curry.
S and G: *hurl*
Panty: Oh yeah, I get it.
Stocking: Well, we don't get it.
S and G: *hurl again*
More shit was being spread out from under the sewer pipes until it all came together forming a massive pile that looked like shit itself
Townsman 1: What the hell is that thing?
Townsman 2: It looks like a huge-ass scoop of chocolate ice cream!
Toddler: Hey, I want some, yummy!
But the smell itself caused the twins people to puke out
Later a swarm of police cars were on the scene
Officer 1: Freeze, shithead!
Officer 2: Don't make any sudden movements!
But even ad though they shot the monster it backfired for them to vomit from the stench
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Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt...and a cinnamon roll
FanfictionA company of ghosts has moved into Daten City, taking advantage of human greed. Two angels, Panty and Stocking, are sent from heaven to exterminate them-but in reality they got kicked out for bad behavior that's the summary of the anime so yeah and...
CHAPTER 2
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