Sony was fucking pissed about Nintendo's comeback. (A/N: They didn't fucking care about sega, cause them fags weren't in the console market.)
Sony decided that they would make millions off of a reskined version of the game. So, sony went to microsoft to pitch the idea. And they also brought a cockload of heroine with them. After injecting themselves with more heroine than a biscut, they all agreed to do it. They decided that it would be Joel from the Last and First of us and Cocktana from Halo: 69 edition. They started development and stayed there for two long days. But, finally, the product was released. Immediately, it sold 7 copies.
"Why would I play this, when I can play a game where I am Sanic the Hedgod fucking princess Peach?" 0/200 -IGN
"Euaghhhh, this tastes like shit." -Banana Fuckers
"This is SHIT! *kicks*" 0/300 - King Leonidas
After such tasteless reviews, Sony and Microsoft went bankrupt.
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(Sega x Nintendo) The Friendshippening (Including Microsoft x Sony)
RomanceMiyamoto and Reggie get turnt up af and make a lovely gaem. Hilarity ensues.
