That Crazy Lady

Convo #22

Gaby : Yin

Lynn : Yes?

Gaby : Did you find a boyfriend?

Lynn : No, I'm not looking.

Gaby : Why?

Lynn : I just don't like.. I mean I don't need to find one, it will come eventually.

Gaby : Oh your brain is working today. It's a miracle.

Lynn : Yii.

Gaby : What kind of guy do you prefer to date?

Lynn : My ideal guy?

Gaby : No, maybe my ideal guy? Your brain, it's impossible... it stops working after one question.

Lynn : Op kors.

Gaby : Do you prefer white guy?

Lynn : No.

Gaby : Black guy?

Lynn : No.

Gaby : Medium?

Lynn : What medium?

Gaby : What kind of guy do you prefer then?

Lynn : As long as it's a Filipino it's fine with me.

Gaby : You really like big noses and short guy huh?

Lynn : Not really but I really prefer Filipino.

Gaby : What's with a Filipino?

Lynn : We can understand each other properly..I mean the culture. You know..

Gaby : I don't know. You're racist.

Lynn : Racist?

Gaby : It's too complicated for your brain to handle.

Lynn : Eh?

Gaby : But why are you like that?

Lynn : Which one?

Gaby : Racist.

Lynn : Racist?

Gaby : Yin Yin Yin...

Lynn : Tsk..

Gaby : Yin Yin Yin... Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin..

Lynn : I'm not racist, wait I'll check what 'racist' mean.

Gaby : No need, it's just as simple as..you don't like anyone except a Filipino.

Lynn : Ah.. ok.

Gaby : Ok?

Lynn : Ok.