Sans x reader 🍋lemon🍋

🫀Chapter one: a bonely time🫀

It was another dark day where you got out of bed and you were awoken by your dog, Mr Clean.

"Woof woof disgusting human wake up! It is time to find yourself your true love~" Mr Clean said in a cheerful tone.

"UGHH! I do NOT want a lover Mr Clean! Just leave me alone....." You snarled before turning your back on Mr Clean, and sighing.

Mr Clean then left the room.

You thought to yourself: "Do I really wanna date someone? Everyone here is so stupid and I HATE everyone because I can, and everyone sucks, I despise everyone, and I do not like anyone here. Hmph! But the thought of having someone who loves you is nice, I guess...wait no! Remember last time you dated someone? They stole your money and robbed you of your family..! I cannot like someone again...or can I? Maybe Mr Clean was right...I should find someone."

You finally get up out of your bed, and feed your dog. You put on your sonic lingerie and go outside to see the world or perhaps find someone to hook up with.

As your walking down to the nearest strip club, you bump into a tall skeleton, he towered over you.

"Watch were you're going freak!" He growled at you, before pushing you back.

"W-Wait..!" You yelled at the tall mysterious skeleton man.

"What do you want?" He ferociously roared at you.

"I...um. How dare you push me you punk?" You snapped at him, before looking up at the skeleton man.

"You think you can just call me a punk and get away with it?!" He boomed, staring straight into your eyes with a glare so sharp it felt he was peering through your soul.

"Oh you motherfucker! Stop fucking staring at me like that, bitch!" You furiously spoke, before kicking him in the dick with your seven inch stripper platform boots.

"OUCH you slut!" He cried out before running away.

"That'll teach that fucker." You said to yourself, walking into the strip club.

You enter the strip club to see many strippers doing their thing.

You look around, hoping to find your friends Stick, Joshua , Johny or Jeezy.

You only find Jeezy, then proceed to walk over to him.

"Hey bitch! You will not believe what happened today bitch!" You say enthusiastically.

"Whore you motherfucking better tell me what happened!" Jeezy exclaimed, eagerly wanting to know what happened.

"Okay so, when I was walking over here I met this hot skeleton daddy bitch-"

"HE WAS HOT?? BESTIE YOU SHOULD'VE ASKED ME TO COME OVER WITH YOU!!" Jeezy yells, interrupting you.

"Jeezy no, he was a total dickhead! Anyways, I bumped into the motherfucker and he got all pissed. Then the bitch has the audacity to ask ME what I want. Like bitch maybe if your dumbass self wasn't just standing there, that wouldn't have fucking happened! Anywho, I call him a punk, then he get's all pissy with me! Like damn bro sorry I hurt you, just move out the fucking way next time? And then this asshole gives me a death glare. So I tell him to not look at me like that because that shit was creepy as fuck, and then I kicked him in the dick. He got mad and called me a slut after."

"YASSS BITCH SLAYY!" Jeezy yells, rooting for you.

"Anyways, I couldn't find Joshua, Stick or Johny! Where the hell are they?!" You angrily growl.

"Woah woah hoe, calm your asscheeks. Anyways, Stick went to see their parents, Josh went to see Maise, and John slept in." Jeezy said, somewhat sounding annoyed.

"Those fuckers..they said they we're gonna be here! Man fuck those bitches, on god." You exclaimed, surprised yet mad.

You and Jeezy both get McDonald's Chicken Nuggies, and then Jeezy gets a call from Maise..? Odd.

"Hey, this Jeezy?" Maise asked.

"Uhh yeah, who the fuck are you??" Jeezy wondered.

"Um I'm Maise, Joshua's girlfriend, well used to be.." Maise said sadly.

"Oh word? What the hell happened??" Jeezy yelled, angrily??

"Joshua broke up with me. He said he needed time for himself, and I let him. He got mad at ME for giving him some time for himself, called me a bitchass whore then left.." Maise explained, nonchalantly.

"*READER NAME* GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOWWW BITCH!" Jeezy exclaimed, grabbing your wrist as they said that.

"AH- MOTHERFUCKER- WHAT THE HELL SHIT DICK FUCK BITCHASS PUSSY VAGINA ASSHOLE ANAL 69 BADUSSY ASS EATER DO YOU WANT??? DAMN." You yelled, shook and confused.

"AY CALM YA ASSHOLE WHORE! Anyways Josh left his girlfriend." Jeezy said, letting go of your wrist.

"OH GIRLL NAH YOU COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT TIGHT ASSHOLE! JOSH SUCKS DICK!" You screamed, laughing at the same time.

"No seriously, he broke up with me." Maise said in a dead tone.

"Oh shit- wait you're Maise?? Holyyyy shit HEYYY!" You once again screamed, excitedly.

"STOP FUCKING SCREAMING, DAMN. Anyways yeah I'm Maise, can we talk another time?" Maise said not wanting to talk with anyone.

"Oh yeah sure we can, CYAAA MAIIIII!" You SCREAMED AGAIN then Jeezy said goodbye and hung up.

"..The fuck just happened?" Jeezy questioned, regretting his life choices.

"I don't even know man, wanna get outta here and find the others-" You asked Jeezy before getting cut off by them.

"HELL TO THE FUCKING YES BITCH LES GOOOO!!" Jeezy screamed, before speeding off.

"FUCK WAIT JEEZY NO-" You FEROCIOUSLY ROARED BEFORE ALMOST FUCKING DYING-