Prologue
Dave Milla, the coolest and most handsome man in the world, was being forced to watch a bunch o' kids at a pool party. It was so hot outside that his chair was startin' to melt!! The little shits weren't even comin' out to swim and Dave was already about to die of heat stroke. Couldn't he have gotten his.. er.. dead wife to do this for him?
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Earlier that day
Daves POV 😱😱😱
"Daddaayy!" I heard numba two call from the hallway. As the demon approached, I could hear her concrete grippers slapping against the floor. "Can we please go swimming today? 🥺" She pleaded, lookin' up at me with an ugly ass expression on her face that oi think was supposed to convince me. "No, haow many toimes am oi gonna have to tell ya, we are NAWT GOIN SWEMIN❗️❗️" I was definitely gettin' tired of this stupid poopy little shart licker discord kid. She had not shut up all day, talkin' about going swimming with Maikol and tailynn. Who's Tailynn? Oi don' even know!!!!!! Numba two suddenly burst out into tears. OH MY FOCKING GOD. "Sweetea... don't you waunt to do somethin' else, like uhhh- play video gaymes? It's suuupa hawt outside today and oi don't reaally want to deal with the heat." I said in my sweetest voice. It definitely worked, because she stopped cryin' for a second. Kids really are hideous, I realized as I watched snot drip down Numba two's nose. "BOT I WONNA GOW SWIMMIN‼️‼️" She wailed out, awlmost burstin' my eardrums. "Foine, you win. We'll gow tomorrow." Kanao started doing cartwheels on the floor.
