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"There was a man who loved to eat ducks into cars that went "vroom, vroom" and drove around his basketball field which held 30 bags of canned food. The dog said "I am a steg-o-saurus," and steped on the road which held 300 books of old ladies that said hi. Then the evil lords said "SIX-HUN-DREAD!" but they had no idea how to breathe and that's why they stole noses. Then the police came and said that they had found a kid doing homework and he would be sentenced to 99 days at Southtown Correctional Facility, which would be a hard time, so I punched my friend and leveled up, but superguy wouldn't save me when I fell of a cliff into the civilization of mirrors and a lonley guy telling knock, knock jokes. After that, a woman got robbed, so tree-man used his tree powers to extend his roots to me so I could get up. Then a cow came up to me and said "do you want to go skateboards?" and I said no. Then the car drove all over my basketball court which I was reading. I got so sad at Mr. Magophamicklesteinadorkusfightaman so I did the flop on a mineturtle and ran away before it blew up. Then I started to run because I forgot all about that thing I don't remember. My dad called me on the phone I don't have and I didn't answer. Then a criminal tied me up with a cordless telephone cord.

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