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Nicholas: Alex is called track-and-field doggy because he makes my heartbeat do track-and-field when I'm with him.
Skye: Uh-huh... So how was this morning's exercise?
Nicholas: Please call the doctor, it hasn't stopped beating since breakfast.
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Ryan: Now I get to do a tarot card reading on YOU.
Rea: Okay sure.
Ryan: Okay so, this one tells me you're a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, this one says your eyes-
Rea: These are just pictures of me.
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Philippe, waking up from a deep sleep: Where am I?
Lillith, sarcastically: Heaven.
Philippe: Oh.
Philippe:
Philippe: Didn't think you'd be here.
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Nicholas: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Mei: Nicholas, its four o'clock in the morning.
Nicholas: So you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
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Alex, texting Philippe: A theif.
Philippe: Thief?
Alex: Theif.
Philippe: I before E except after C.
Alex: Thceif.
Philippe: No.
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Nicholas: Hey, Lillith!
Lillith: What do you want?
Nicholas: Riddle me this.
Nicholas: If quizzes are quizzical...
Nicholas: Then what are tests?
Lillith:
Lillith: Get the hell out of here.
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Mei: What's your favourite colour?
Lillith: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Mei: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Lillith: ..........my favourite colour is red.
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Skye: Please say words of encouragement to me so that I won't murder someone.
Philippe: There are no video games in prison.
Skye, sighing: Thank you.
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[Playing scrabble]
Petra: I'll put 'A' to make 'A'
Haneul: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'
Nicholas: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'
Skye: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC'
Nicholas: [Throws board]
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[Alex and Philippe sitting on a bench]
Lillith: Why do you guys look so sad?
Alex: Sit down so we can tell you.
Lillith: [Sits down]
Philippe: This bench is freshly painted.
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^^ Me trying to put different dynamics as mich as possible
but omggGggGgGG DOUB3LT RHE QUOTES!?!?@?!?
YOU ARE READING
incorrect highschool rangers
Randomhughschool rangers + others tidbits I created and wabted to show my frens but didn't have anywhere to share them lmao esp u @rey
