Friendship Is Nothing

「Do Ponies Wear Panties?」

"Talk"
'Thought'
[Time Skip/Flash Back]
「Kumagawa Speech Patterns」
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"「Hm...」"
A certain someone, who seems unusual calm, took a moment to look at his surrounding and noticed that he was in some kind forest, which was dark, the trees and vegetations were nearly everywhere and made it hard to see anything in a distance, and just in general, it had nothing but a creepy and disturbing atmosphere to it, any normal person would be paralyzed with fear from just being in this area

"「Have I been ditched in the forest again?」"
Unfortunately, this person was anything but normal, obviously, not only did he seem to not worry, or even care, about the place he was in, but also just smiled and acted as if everything was fine and it was nothing new to him

"「No, I would've been horribly beaten, or killed, if that was the case, no one would just leave me here completely fine like this」"
He seemed to be in deep thoughts, smile went small a bit as he tries to think on how he got here, or even why he was here, not recalling or remembering anything that would give him any kind of clues that would lead him here

"「Hmmm..... Oh Well! Not like it matters anyways, could be aliens for all I care, what really matters is going back home, Mukae-Chan promise to make breakfast this morning, and there's no way I'm missing a chance to eat some rotten food from a cute girl!~」"
After realizing that he does not care to think about why or where he was anymore, he quickly forgot it and just instantly stood up fully once he was filled with new motivation on what he wanted to do now... Or at least tried to, cause as soon as he stood, he instantly lost his balance and fall face first onto the ground

"「Oh my, am I such a Loser that I forgot how to walk?~」"
He then lifted up his head and try to rub his face clean of dirt, though when he did, he suddenly stopped and took a moment to look at his hand he was using, or the lack of one to be more specific

"「.....」"
A large metal 'Screw' suddenly came out of nowhere and stabbed into the ground in front of him, to which he used to look at his reflection, and when he did, he went eyes wide to what he saw

"「Out of all the things that has happened to me, whether it be being stabbed, shot, poison, strangled, ripped apart, being eaten alive, etc, being turned into a horse is definitely a new experience」"
What he saw in his own reflection, was a slightly thin horse that had pale fur, black mane and tail, and had big blue eyes, the only thing that even resemble former humanity, was the clothes that he wore over his Pony body, which was a black Japanese middle school uniform, and that was it

"「I mean, who would even do this to me? All this does is confuse me instead of torment me」"
He then tries to move and walk around in his new horse body, which was quite a struggle and did fall over a few time, but it didn't stop him from trying

"「I mean seriously, who would do such a pointless trick on me, with the sole purpose of just messing with me for no reason?」"
He then tripped over a branch, which not only caused him to fall again, but specifically fall into a small pond, or lake of some kind, and when he fell into the water, there was a moment of silence, and during that moment, all the water creatures in the pond suddenly floated above the surface, all of them seemed to dead, with the cause of death being extreme fear and heart attacks, and once those animals just died, the horse suddenly raised half of his head above the water, revealing some very angry eyes

"Anshin'in-San..."
Though the named he said was muffled under the water, he then started to walk out the small lake, somehow still completely dry as if he was never submerged in liquid, and then sat next to the water, looking back at his reflection, still having a smile on his face, but looking more fake and very unamused about the situation he was in

"「If she was the one to do this to me, then it means I can't undo on my own, not unless I do something that she most likely need me to do, ugh, I hate you so much...」"
Before he could continue to be annoyed once he figures out what was most likely going on, his pony ears suddenly perk up when they heard something in the distance