Diane: So, you have a siren on your head?
Chief: *her siren hat turns on* UH-UH, NO! NO! NOT LIKE THAT! Mm-mm, I say..GET THEM!!-
Diane: -hey! Hold on! It's just a person walking by!
Chief: OH PHEW, I thought it was the Bad Guys..
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Ms. Tarantula: *sees Mr. Piranha making a ritual circle in the middle of their living room* What are you doing?
Mr. Piranha: I'm satanizing the house, just like you said.
Ms. Tarantula: Satani- I SAID SANITIZING!!
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Mr. Snake: You scold Shark, you should scold me too.I went along with him.
Mr. Wolf: Snake, are you sticking up with Shark?
Mr. Snake: I know, it's strange. But I'm feeling a big-brotherly connection. I'd like it to go away as soon as possible.
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Mr. Piranha: *sees Ms. Tarantula talking to a police officer* OH MY GOHD. WEBS, IS THAT A POLICE!?
Ms. Tarantula: Wha-
Mr. Piranha: I'M CALLING THE WEED!!
Mr. Piranha: *dials on an oven they just stole*
Mr. Shark: *at the background* 420, whatchu smokin'?
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Mr. Wolf: *fliming* Excuse me, Chief. Were there robberies happening here in this bank?
Chief: Oh, not at all!
Mr. Snake: *behind Chief, sneakily escaping with a sack filled with fake money*
Chief: ..it never happened.
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Prof. Marmalade: H-
Diane: SHUT THE FUKC UP, MARMALADE. FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, BIATCH!
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Mr. Shark: HELP! I accidentally burned down the polaroid Snake liked! How long do you tink I have left to live?
Mr. Wolf: Ten....
Mr. Shark: Ten?
Mr. Wolf: ..nine-
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Mr. Piranha: *in their group chatThe first one who replies to this message is gau.
Mr. Piranha: gay*
Mr. Piranha: oh wait
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Mr. Snake: Go ahead and introduce yourself.
Mr. Shark: I am Mr. Shark, with a "b". I've have been afraid of insects my entire lif-
Mr. Snake: Wait, where?
Mr. Shark: What where?
Mr. Snake: The 'b'?
Mr. Shark: *voice shaking* tHeRE'S A BeE!??-
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Diane: *on a fancy dinner* So what are you into these days?
Mr. Wolf: You.
Diane:
Mr. Wolf: I want to learn more about Governor Diane Foxington.
Diane:
Mr. Piranha: *at the background* So this is looove, mhmm mhmmm~ so this is looOoOoOOooove~~~
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A/N: HEH
we're at 1k in this book already im crying hahsjajd thank you guys sm T T
Also again to Tempylovesfandoms for the incorrect quote above I really appreciate it T T
also also, I've been thinking about adding the other characters if it's fine with you guys hehe
ANYWAYS!!! THANKS ONCE AGAIN AND STAY SAFE GIRLIESSSSSS!!!!
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FanfictionI like this movie too, its just that i think Mr. WOLF and DIANE FOXINGTON hot and hot TOGETHER. WDYM IM A FURRY-
