The beginning of it all.

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*𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨*

Lincoln Loud: Dear Diary,  I believe I'm a good person. You know, I think that there's good in everyone, but—here we are! First day of senior year! And uh... I look around at these kids that I've known all my life and I ask myself—what happened?

Students: Freak! Slut! Burnout! four eyes! Poser! dumbass!! 

Lincoln Loud: We were so tiny, happy and shiny, playing tag and getting chased

Students: Freak! Slut! Loser! 

Lincoln Loud: Singing and clapping, laughing and napping, baking cookies, eating paste

Students: Whore! Stuck-up! Hunchback!

Lincoln Loud: Then we got bigger, that was the trigger like the Huns invading Rome, Welcome to my school, this ain't no high school: this is the Thunderdome, Hold your breath and count the days, we're graduating soon

Students: fucking trash

Lincoln Loud: College will be paradise, if I'm not dead by June! But I know, I know, life can be beautiful i pray, I pray for a better way, If we changed back then, we could change again, We can be beautiful... just not today.

Students: FREAK. SLUT. CUNT. HOMO. HOMO. HOMO.

Lincoln Loud: Things will get better soon as my letter comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown wake from this coma, take my diploma then I can blow this town dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky French cafés,, 

Berry: WATCH IT!!! 

Lincoln Loud: Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze!

Berry: kys

Lincoln Loud: Berry Benson. Third year as linebacker and eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick

Berry: what did you so to me slut?/>/

lincold loud: nothing

[𝘔𝘢𝘹𝘪𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘴 𝘪𝘯]

max: hai lincoln :3

lincolm: hiii marxie! :D we still on 4 movie night?

marxie: yez! :) I got the princess bride ^^ 

lincoln: dony u have it memorized by now ? 

marxie: wot can i say... ^_^ im a sucker for a happy ending >0<

Sonic: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :Joy:  ITS THE FURRY!! :joy: :joy: BOZO RADIO L!! :joy_Cat:

Lincold: Sonic the hedgehog . Quarterback. He is the smartest guy on the football team. Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.... HEY PICK THAT UP!!!! (what happened was he grabbed and dropped marxies backpack)

Sonic: L ratio bozo u have a zit ur there lmao rofl lol :joy: :joy_cat:

Lincoln: DEAR DIARY. WHY

Marxie: why do they hate me D:

Chase from paw patrol: Why dont i fight back

Sonic: why do i act like such a creep 

lincold: WHYYYYYY

Jesper: why wont he date me 

Berry: why did i hit him

Kokoro Momoiro, Mr Lopez, carl Gallagher: why do i cry myself to sleep

Students & Lincoln: Somebody hug me! Somebody fix me! Somebody save me!                          Send me a sign, God! Give me some cold beer! Something to live for!

[ epic cool music plays as Alvin Papyrus and Kaz Joey Vesper enters] 

Students: Alvin, Papirus, Kazzyyyy, Alvin Papiiruusss, and kazzzzzyyyy

lincoln: those are the heathers. they were called that back in 8th grade as a joke but it just stuxk through high school. 

students: i love Alvin papyrus and kazzy 

Lincold: papyrus, the head of the cheer squad, his dad is loaded, he sells engagement rings

students: i hate Alvin papyrus and kazzy

Lincoln: Kazzy Joey Vesper Mouse, the shyest of the 3 and no real personality we know of, though she does dye her hair a different color every year, last year it was hot pink this year its white

Students: I want Alvin, Papyrus, and Kazzy

Lincon: and Alvin. the all mighty. he is such a bitch. But anyways. they are stainless steel in human form they are never harassed.

samsung girl: i wanna be kazzy's girlfriend :D

students: ooooo that would be beautiful

marxie: if i sat at their table maybe papyrus would notice me

students: oooo that would be beautiful 

mr lopez: i wanna grab alvin by his stupid fucking head and eat it i want to bite off his fucking head oh my god and i wanna put the body is a paper shredder and get the shreds and put it in my mashed potato oh my god.

students: same

students: ooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THAT WOULD BE BEAU-TI-FULLLL!!!!

[music stops, bell rings]

lincoln *in his mind*: i have an idea. im going to be apart of the friend group! but... how do i do that... hm ill think about it in math.

[after math he noticed the heathers walk to the bathroom right before the next bell, he walked in without notice and saw the heathers, the bell went off but they didnt go to class] 

alvin: oh mY GOD KAZ!!!! ALL MS KALBULSKI ASKED YOU TO DO WAS TO FUCKING SOLVE A PROBLEM ON THE STUPID FUCKING BOARD YET YOU HAD TO FREAK OUT!!!!

papyrus: yeah how stupid r u to start crying over that

kazzywazzy: kys 

mr lopez: [walks in] do u guys have a hall pass? if not a week detention. 

alvin: well no but we are helping kaz. 

papyrus: yeah she started freaking out

mr lopez: that doesnt matter

alvin: but-

LINCOOIN: YES ACYULLY WE ARE ALL OUT ON A HALLPASS. here 

[ lincion shows a hallpass with a fake signature on it but mr lopez doesnt know that]

Mr lopez: damn ok bye

{ mr lopez leaves ] 

Alvin: oh my god... this fake signature is amazing hey. how about we make you a heather? 

lincoln: oh em gee yes! 

[ at lunch ] 

 carl Gallagher: whos that with the heathers? 

linclon: my name is lincoln 

[ a bit of music starts ]

students *sining* : alvin, papyrus, kazzy, and lincoln, alllvinnn pappyruus kazzzzyyyyyy linnnncolnnnnn ALLLLVIIIINNNNN, PAPYRUUUUUSSSSS, KAZZZZZYYYY AND LINLCOIN!!!

[music dies] 

marxie: huh? lincoln? what are you doing hanging out with them!?

lincoln: uh well....

[END OF CHAPTER 1] 

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