Y/n PoV
It talked!!!!!!! I fell to the floor and stared at it in disbelief.
"D-did y-y-you just speak!!!!" I exclaimed.
"Nahhhhh!!!!! I just pooped. WHAT DO U THINK DUMBASS" they shouted at me.
Wow! He's got a stick up his ass. I like it.
"IM NOT A DUMBASS YOUR LITERALLY POOP!" I screamed at them.
'Hot poop tho 💅' I thought to myself, suddenly this poop sat on my lap and said,
" my, my~~~ I like a little fistey~ mummy" he said flirty.
"Wha-wha-WHAT!!!!!!!" I felt my face flush with a crimson red.
HOW DARE HE!! I'VE HAD IT WITH HIM, suddenly I just had an amazing thought.
'Pay-back'
Poops PoV
I saw the humans face flush a bright red.
'Damn they're a cutie~~' I thought to myself.
Suddenly I felt them pick me up and lift me to their face, and then, I felt there lips on mine! The warmth was amazing they were such a good kisser!
We pulled apart for air.
"Wow" I said.
Suddenly I heard a voice say,
" what do you think you are doing y/n!"
I saw a female figure in the door
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Authors note
I have nothing to say lol.
Anygays have a good day.
I love this edit also if you don't know the anime's, the first one is Tokyo revengers and the second is demon slayer.
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FanfictionThis romantic Wattpad fanfic takes place in a bathroom *warning First fanfic I've made Can't speel This is probably the best fan fic u have read in ur life, prove me wrong. Also I'm like bottom set for English so don't cum(😏) at me
