Alina Shostakov is a Alexei Shostakov's daughter, trafficked to the Red Room with her siblings, Natasha and Yelena only she was there since birth, having no choice but to do as the said.
During a mission, she meets Wade Wilson, a mercenary with a l...
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- "I could say the same about you." -
Wade and Alina had managed to narrowly escaped Ross and his squad, unlike the rest of their team, minus Steve and Bucky of course. Now they were out, they could figure out a plan to get the rest of them out of the Raft where they were being kept.
The couple and Natasha kept in contact secretly, Natasha having to go on the run too because of how she helped Steve. With nothing to do and no way of getting more money, Alina had decided to join Wade in becoming a mercenary. They did missions together and they were usually large targets of multiple people and gangs.
Like currently, Wade and Alina were on the top of a building in Hong Kong, after stealing a helicopter, both sat on camping chairs while Wade's Walkman was playing music at their feet. Wade called up their target.
"Hey, it's Gail calling. Love the shiny suit. Really brings out the sex trafficker in your eyes." Wade hummed, Alina smiling.
"不管他们付出什么，我都会双倍付出." He replied. (Whatever they're paying, I'll double it)
"I don't speak Chinese, Mister..." Wade trailed off, looking to their gold card before he threw it to the side. "Well, I'm not even gonna attempt that. But I did take 8th grade Spanish, so... Donde está la biblioteca?"
Alina scrunched her face up, hearing him say 'Where is the library?' instead of what he intended.
"Which literally translates to... I don't bargain, pumpkin fucker." Wade finished, throwing the phone away.
Alina stood up from her chair and they both ran, jumping off the edge of the building and rolling through the glass window of the one opposite where the target was hosting a party. Wade kicked down the man by the window.
His guests stood up, cocking their guns at the pair. Wade pointed over them and started counting in Spanish but Alina was quick to jump over the bar, ducking behind it. They all started shooting, piercing through Wade's skin. He stumbled back and then threw himself over the bar.
The female bartender gasped at his 'dead' body, scurrying away from him as Alina held a gun up, pointing to her. Wade gasped dramatically, sitting up straight against the bar shelves, shushing the bartender who nearly yelped in surprise.
Wade reached and grabbed the fag from between her fingers and put it out of the floor, "I'll take a cranberry-grapefruit vodka. I know it's called a Sea Breeze. Don't make me say it. Hit it, Dolly."
With 9 To 5 playing in the background, or at least in Wade's head, the couple jumped over the bar. The group of man turned to them and reached to pull out their guns again. Wade ducked under the fire of one man's after pulling out a katana, crouching on one knee as he sliced his arm.
Alina pulled out a katana and slit through another's neck, kicking his head down the table making a hooker scream loudly. Wade did a forwards-roll down the middle of the table and slit a man's throat, spinning his sword to go into the finger slot of another's gun.
Alina got onto the table, pushing the barrel of a gun to the side with her katana when it pointed to her. The man shot, the bullet meant for her, but it pierced through his mates skin. Wade sliced through a man's wrist, collecting their hands which were still holding their guns tightly.
"Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals!" Wade called as he collected another on his katana.
Smirking, Alina kicked a man down the table, slicing his neck in the process. Wade flipped over him and shoved his katana though his skull, the guns collecting t his scalp. Walking over to the bar, Alina grabbed a bottle of very expensive looking vodka and shrugged, taking it with them as they left.
On another mission, Wade and Alina were in a sauna in Tokyo. Some men climbed out of the hot baths and Wade pushed his katanas against the other man's, shoving him back which made one fall over. He slashed the swords down, chopping off the man's arms.
Alina span her katana through the air, stabbing it into a man's neck, kicking his body into one of the baths. Wade ducked out of the way of a sword and slashed his upwards, slitting two mens necks and they fell back.
Some blood got into the eye of his suit and he fell to his knees in front of a bath, "Oh, God! Oh, God, time out! Time out! Cut. Got bad guy blood, right in my open eye. Oh, that's so gross."
Alina winced while she slit someone's throat when Wade grabbed the front of a man's cloth bottoms, wiping the water from his mask he used to wipe the blood away.
"Fuck." Wade groaned and finally looked, coming face-to-dick with the man. "Scoutmaster Kevin?"
The man then grabbed his shoulder and stabbed him in the torso but Alina was quick to kick him in the side, planting her boot to his chest so he would stay on the floor as she stabbed her sword through his head. She grabbed Wade's hand and pulled him up.
"Seeing you murder people is shockingly attractive." Wade hummed.
Alina smiled, pulling a gun from her thigh holster and blindly, but successfully, shooting the man approaching them in the head, "I could say the same about you."
"Definitely no need for therapy."
"No need whatsoever."
In the next week, they were in Biloxi, in a strip club. A person in a coat with blonde hair, span on the pole, throwing their hat into the crowd as they pulled their body weight up on the pole, spinning with their legs. They landed on their black heels and spun to face the crowd.
Turns out, it was Wade in his suit. He held a gold card up and looked to the camera, "Too exotic?"
He threw the gold card down onto a table and everyone shot up as Wade flipped onto the table, landing on his heels. Alina stood up from her place at the end of the table, pulling off the thick leather jacket and cap.
Wade slashed at someone's throat as Alina stood on the bench, kicking someone in the face. A man went to attack her from behind and she span on her boots, slashing her cap through the air, the tip having been stuffed with razor blades which cut through the skin and tendons of his throat.
Wade started pulled out his gun, shooting two men as he kicked another in the face. Alina pulled out a katana from her holder and stabbed it through three men's necks, slashing it outwards, breaking their skin as they slumped to the floor.
Lifting a leg, Wade booted someone in the face, the point of his heel going into their eye. He bent backwards, shooting another man in the face while Alina jumped onto a man's shoulders, twisting him to the floor to shoot him between the eyes.
Together, the couple took down the rest of the targets, Wade having a few healing cuts and bullet wounds on himself and Alina have a cut on her arm. The pair left the club, Wade strutting out with his heels on and his arm over her shoulders.
"Where did you learn to walk in heels as good as that?"
