everybody hates lucifer (aka we're all gay)
10:35am
belphie
old macdonald had a farm.levi
mc
YOU GOTTA STOP MAKING ME PISS MYSELF LEVI 😭😭satan
LMAO BURN LUCIFERasmo
WHAT DID YOU DO, LEVI HAHSHS 😭😭mammon
beel
my guy.what have you done? 😃
lucifer
are you serious?levi
😄belphie
e i e i ohe is /srs
satan
😼😼mc
and on that farm there was lucifer.asmo
lucifer you never told me you were a furry! 😲lucifer
excuse me, i am not.💀levi
kdndmdkdsatan
e i e i obeel
lol.mammon
i'm lovin' this.mc
I'M LOVIN IT DUDUDADOObeel
i want a mcdonald's now.satan
with a blah blah here.asmo
BLAH BLAH- 😭belphie
BLAH BLAH THERE.lucifer
what the hell are you doing?mc
🧍♂️satan
BLAH BLAH HEREbelphie
BLAH BLAH EVERYWHERElucifer
wow.mammon
LMAObeel
i want a big tasty. 🙁asmo
no.beel
oh, okay.mc
old macdonald suddenly had a gun.mammon
E I E I Olucifer
a gun, really mc?satan
gunshots here.belphie
gunshots there.levi
GUNSHOTS EVERYWHERE!asmo
what are you guys doing to this nursery rhyme. 😧I LOVE IT.
mammon
NO IDEA! 😃but same.
satan
old macdonald didn't have a farm.mc
LMFAODIFJDmammon
PFTTTbeel
how unfortunate.i want a big tasty.
belphie
i love you beel but, chicken nuggets are better.levi
belphie
STOP LEVI OMG MY CHEST HURTS 😭😭asmo
MY MASCARA IS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE I CANT-mammon
JFBCKFI HAHAHAHAHSHHDJmc
I'M DYING 😭😭satan
I LOVE IT HAJDJFJFJbeel
😭levi
I'M SUPERIOR /jbelphie
🙁lucifer
...satan
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT LUCIFER?lucifer
fuck off.satan
OOOH?belphie
I'LL PAY YOU FOR A PRINT OF THAT LEVImc
SAME HAHAHAmammon
IT SHOULD BE IN THE NEWSPAPERasmo
YES!!daily news, lucifer the cow was shot by belphie the farmer
mc
STIP I CANT BREATHEsatan
hey, lucifer?lucifer
no.satan
I SENT IT TO DIAVOLObelphie
haha.
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