「 𝗩𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀! 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘂𝘃𝗮 𝗯𝗼𝘀𝘀 𝘅 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 」

| 𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗍𝖾𝗋 01 |

"Look I don't judge the boring couple stuff you do outside of work hours so don't. Judge. Me." Blitzo said making Moxxie shout at him "OH I DO judge you sir quite a lot actually."
"Mox he's our boss!" "No it's fine Mills, your husband is just how do I say this about being offensive.. [********]." He said while smirking at Moxxie. "Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life?" Moxxie questioned him making Blitzo smirk more "It does actually! Plus I have [Name]! Which makes it not single and sad neither!" He turned to you.
"The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage." Loona added making Millie shout at her "No he's not you bitch!"
While showing her middle fingers. "Do not talk to my receptionist that way! She's sensitive!" "Yes I am!"

"PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN, CAN ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, I JUST WANT TO GO HOME. EVEN IF HEARING YOUR IDIOTIC ARGUMENTS IS MAKING ME WANT TO LAUGH MY ASS OFF." You finally snapped making everyone turn to you surprised.
"This must be the first time [Name] ever snapped like this." Moxxie brought up
"And I hope it's the last." You responded
"Woah finally someone said it. You guys are fucking assholes." Someone spoke making you all turn to the back. Seeing that the kid woke up. "Oh shut up kid! You're lucky to witness this!" Blitzo shouted at him
"Ugh this company is such a mess..." Moxxie pinched the bridge of his nose while looking at the floor. "All right let's get back to talking about my outfit." Blitzo grinned while holding Moxxie's shoulder. "Nobody was talking about that." "Which is why I'm trying to get that ball rolling so how does it look it's good right." Blitzo pointed to his outfit showing it off to everyone "It's been a literal hell trying to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me but now I want that. I want death. You!" He pointed to Blitzo

"You are a selfish,greedy clown and I'm a kid! We're supposed to like clowns! Even the creepy ones!" Moxxie then tried to defend him before getting interrupted "Hey now that's not very-" "If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit." "Hey! That's my husband you're talking to!" Millie defended him making the kid laugh "HAHAHA that's your husband?? I figured you for a slut, but I didn't know you needed dick THAT BAD. And you!"
He pointed to Loona "What? What about me?" "Nothing, I don't talk to dogs. I'm a cat person." The kid smiled "WOAH No one's gonna talk to them like that you little piece of shit! Even if they're a big pain in the ass!"

You shouted at him making him widen his eyes in shock "And there I thought you didn't seem that bad as them. You're probably that person with HUGE daddy issues, lying on couch at 10 pm scrolling through channels and seeing nothing else than "daddy and his awesome princess daughter". Heh I bet you are even jealous of that furry and asshole that they have a better realitionship than you and your own dad!" The kid snarled at you
"You think that's going to offend me? Saying stuff that even aren't true?" You laughed

"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL THAT BRAT!"
You jumped out of your chair on the table making Blitzo hold onto you "Woa you know kid you kind of are a piece of shit."

"Oh fuck, guys I just got a text from our client. Guess he was the right target after all."
"Who?"
"Him"
"Me??"
"Yep."
"They wanted us to kill an actual child."
Blitzo looked at Loona confused.
"That's what they're sayin."
"Well Christ on a stick, I guess there is a god."
Blitzo said as you grabbed a gun and shot the kid. After you all finished handling the child, Blitzo hugged all four of you. "You know even though this kid was a target. He's still a child. It's important that we handled this going forward respectfully." You all smiled at him

You opened the portal and Blitzo threw the child right into the lady's arms "You're welcome!"

// timeskip //

Your work had ended and you finally had the time to jump on couch and watch TV. Oh how you missed that. You turned the TV on and smiled wondering what's on. On the first channel, it was a some sort of a kid show.
It was a demon pig named " Deppa the demon pig" "Holy shit I remember watching this when I was a small imp. They still air that? Damn." You clicked through the programs and stopped when something caught your eye.
It was a dad and his daughter playing around.
You groaned and turned the TV off before coming to a realisition
"Holy shit, that brat was actually right."

Okay another chapter woo! You can see that the reader has some bad daddy issues that will be later important to the story/plot.
BYE HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE FANFIC! :)

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