Uppermoons scenarios

Thing you hate the most

Every other uppermoon didn't know how they got into this topic . but all they remember is douma asking it with his usual fake smile "what's the thing you all hate the most?"
Akaza scoffed "why do you think we have a thing to hate" he sounded irritated.
douma said "Oh come one akaza-dono don't you wanna know what everyone hates".
Kokushibo said this time
"we have no reason to tell you douma".
"so you do have a hatred of something please do tell"
"no"
"Oh come one".After his constant whining they decided to tell him.

kaigaku said "my sensei comparing me to that crybaby".
"The one who singlehandedly defeated you, you are even worse than him" scoffed daki .
kaigaku's eye twitched in anger "huh you were defeated by him and another slayer too "
"at least he needed help from that boar head, unlike you who got killed in one blow" she retorted back. They glared at each other then clashed their for heads .
"says the one who got beheaded three timed and got her ass kicked by a 13 year old demon girl and also her brother by that hashira , that boar kid along with that crybaby and needed her brother to save her ass"
"huh ,at least he was a hashira, that boy wasn't even a hashira".
The other uppermoon sighed watching them bicker like children. "Enough" kokushibo said with stern voice .
"why did we had brats like them in uppermoons." akaza said with arms crossed with clear irritation on his face ."I am not a brat . I am already 100 years old while, he is just 17 year old brat" daki said.
kaigaku scoffed "I am 19 not 17 you spoiled woman"
"brother say something this brat insulted me."
Gyutaro sighed " I didn't saw or hear Anything" .
"Brother!".
"God these ,brats . kokushibo , douma why did you two turn them into demons". Muzan said
" I don't know actually, I was a good person so I helped them" douma said.
"I thought he had potential but he was just a weakling ,who got killed by someone who wasn't even a hashira" kokushibo sighed.
"What about the question" Gyokko asked this time.
"Yeah it was mine I guess , i hate that sound pillar the most. He called me weak" daki answered.
" you are weak " kaigaku mumbled. Daki ignored him. Gyutaro sighed again and said "same as her because he had three wives, that pissed me off. also that hanafuda brat who was with him".
"Now mine , thing I hate most is my art getting disapproved, all are heathens who disapprove my art, its the most important thi-" everyone decided to ignore him while he rambled on about how art is important.
"N..n..next must be m..me, I hate bu..bullies " hantengu said .Everyone looked at akaza."I hate Douma the most , even more than weak people "akaza said. Douma then said "ohh but didn't you killed yourself despite having opportunity to get stronger though".
Akaza scoffed "so got any problem then ?".
"Yes though" Douma asked with his fake smile but had a teasing tone. Akaza twitched in anger "huh ! Shut up you fre-" he got cut of by kokushibo" just shut up, douma its your turn".
"OK! Well I hate nothing at all, I like everything".
"That's not possible "daki  complained.
" What's yours kokushibo-dono?" gyokko asked this time ignoring daki's complaints.
"I hate being compared to my brother" kokushibo said.
"guessed it".
Now everyone looked at their former master " I am not telling you anything".
" You have to ,since everyone answered theirs honestly. that's only fair" douma said.
"who said I play fair?".
"For the first time, I agree with douma" akaza said.
"I agree to" kokushibo said. Hantengu ,gyokko, gyutaro nodded .muzan was irritated,  veins bulged on his forhead.
"Are you saying that I should follow what you said, I can kill you right now." his voice was threatening and menancing. Hantengu trembled in fear along with daki,gyutaro, kaigaku and gyokko who shivered a little. However the top 3 uppermoons weren't fazed by it.
"Technically you can't kill us becuase we all are already dead though" douma said.
everyone nodded .muzan twitched in anger but he knew he was right. They all are already dead.
muzan sighed"tch , I am still not Telling you.". They all sighed. Douma whined" that's unfair". Now all the uppermoons were talking among them talking how unfair muzan was. Muzan sighed, god knows how many times "fine ,the one I hate the most is yoriichi tsugikini".
They all said " we know".muzan ignored that and said " what about you nakime".
Now everyone looked at him "she's not here".
" she's sitting right beside hantengu" muzan answered.
They all looked at hantengu and saw nakime sitting besides hantengu she also had tick marks on her head.
"Biwa woman , when did you came here". Akaza asked. nakime grew more tick marks on her forhead , she was silent for few seconds , then lifted her hand to reveal her biwa, everyone got confused. She lifted biwa in air and said" I was sitting here all the time".
Muzan knew what will happen in next few seconds the moment he mentioned nakime so he left in that moment. After nakime said that she threw her biwa towards akaza, resulting in him felling down the chair. On that moment kokushibo and douma thought at the same time 'she's gone insane'.  hantengu his underneath the table.
Daki yelled "what the hell naki-" . she got cut of by her throwing another biwa towards her.
"She's gone insane" kaigaku yelled. He also took the blow from another biwa.
"How many biwa's you even have?".
"I was sitting here all the time waiting for one of you to notice and ask me that question , but noooo you ask me when did I come here" nakime yelled. By now each uppermoon were already outside running from her. "Brother ! She hit me"
" just shut up and run , I was lucky enough to not get hit by a biwa. She's really gone insane." All were running but Shoji doors opened beneath them . and they fell. Their last thoughts were  'f*ck'.

And this is the end for this first scenario.
In these one shots , all the uppermoons are dead, meaning it is happening after the final battle . they live in hell now ( I know its ridiculous but I didn't get any idea).
If you have any suggestion from which I can make it better please do tell also if you have any suggestions for next scenarios pls tell.
Nakime has a disliking to muzan and other uppermoons also she doesn't like it when the other uppermoons ignore her. Yes after final battle.
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know its crap since its my first ever one shot . if you have any ideas you can tell.