Run | BSD x GN!Reader

Chapter 1: Addition

"Or in jail again," Yosano spoke up after taking a large sip of the bottle of sake in her hands.

"He'll stop at nothing, won't he..." you sighed in response.

An uncomfortable silence reigned over the room before Junichiro cleared his throat. "Actually, (Y/N)... before you came...-"

"Ah, (Y/N)!" A loud voice shouted as the entrance door slammed open, making the arriving agent's presence known throughout the headquarters. "Good morning! Have you thought about my offer?"

You could just barely hear Kunikida mutter, "oh good lord... do I even want to know..."

Ignoring Kunikida once more, you replied, "good morning Dazai. I do have to admit that although your offer is intriguing, I think I'll continue living for now."

Dazai dramatically exclaimed, "But if you won't commit double suicide with me who will? You're impossible to convince, (Y/N)..."

OSAMU DAZAI
ABILITY: NO LONGER HUMAN
LIKES: SUICIDE, ALCOHOL, CRAB
DISLIKES: DOGS, CHUUYA NAKAHARA

"Maybe that's because you're an idiot and they're not. They're a lot better than you in many ways," Kunikida scowled, eyes still focused on the laptop in front of him as he rapidly typed away.

"Oh, how your words wound me, Kunikida," Dazai shouted, waving his hands dramatically about.

Before anyone could speak up, another person burst down the door. "Heeey everyone!! I'm back!! And I have a new case from the president too!"

The person who had just entered was none other than Ranpo Edogawa, the most intelligent yet free-spirited agent in the Armed Detective Agency. His ability, Ultra Deduction, wasn't an actual ability. In all honesty, he was just an average person with a wicked intellect.

RANPO EDOGAWA:
ABILITY: ULTRA DEDUCTION
LIKES: LOGICAL THINKING, FANTASTIC TALES
DISLIKES: COMMON SENSE, USELESS KNOWLEDGE

"Ah, Ranpo!" You chuckled at his childish behavior. "What's the new case from the president about? And did you save any extra snacks for me?"

"Of course, Mochi! I saved you some pocky!!" Ranpo brought out a chocolate coated stick of pocky from the box of snacks (half of which were now just empty wrappers and bags) he was carrying and you happily grabbed it.

No one in the agency except Fukuzawa (who remained secretive as ever on the matter) had ever been able to figure out how you did it. Apparently not even Dazai could figure out why Ranpo was so happy to share his snacks, his pride and joy, with you. Not to mention the nickname he had started calling you by: Mochi. It seemed to you that you just had a knack for getting on everyone's good side at the agency.

"Thanks for sharing, Ranpo," you replied, "now, please, tell me about the new case! Who's assigned to it?

"The president wants Dazai and Kunikida to do it. It's about finding a tiger," Ranpo explained before plopping a marshmallow in his mouth. "I'm just here to tell them to head to his office and ask about it, I don't feel like explaining all the details."

"Thank you, Ranpo," Kunikida said, standing up from his seat and bowing to the self-proclaimed master detective. But as the idealist turned to his partner, his attitude completely changed. "Now, come on Dazai. Stop lazing about and get up."