Destielness

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Cas and Dean were just moving into their first house they bought together. They were moving in some furniture. It was all but a blissful experience. They had been screaming and cussing at each other all day and night. And then there was poor old Sam helping them move in, but instead just rocking in a corner.
They ewere down to the last ones. They saw a piece they never had before. All three looked at it confused.
"Oh well free TV saves us a fortune," Dean said shrugging his shoulders slapping Cas' ass.
That night they finally settled into their new home. So they decided to sit on the couch to watch some TV that night. They decided to watch "Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets"
"Hey Cas I'm gonna go make some more popcorn," Dean said standing up from the couch.
Cas was watching the movie. He thought Ronald Weasley was hot. He couldn't hear the movie so he went up to the TV to turn it up since they didn't have a remote. The sound didn't seem to go up. So he kept repeatedly pressing the button.
All of a sudden Cas felt this tingly feeling and he was gone from the room.
Dean came back in the room and he wondered where Cas had went. He figured he just had went to the bathroom or something. So he sat down and started snacking on the popcorn. He kept watching the movie he really wasn't paying attention to it. It had been about ten minutes.
"Cas what are you doing in there jscking off?" Dean yelled.
All of a sudden something in the movie caught his eye. He saw somebody who looked like Cas next to Ron Weasley.
Dean shook his head in disbelief trying to get the image out of his head. He looked again and Cas was still there.
"What the Hell? Why is Cas in the damn movie with that red headed assbutt?" Dean yelled. Dean paced back and forth trying to figure out how he got in I there.
Dean then noticed the volume was low. He went up to the TV and pressed tgw button repeatedly tryinv ro geg the volume to turn up.
He then felt the same tingly feeling, and then he was not in the room.
He looked around and he was in the same bathroom he saw in the movie.
"What in bloody hell is going on here?" A red headed boy asked in a confused voice.
He looked up to see Ron, Harry, and Hermione.
"Aren't you a bit old to be going here?" Hermione asked.
"Look nerdy chick I just need to know where Cas is," Dean said.
"Who is Cas?" Hermione asked.
All of a sudden the four heard a big thump. Dean sprinted over to the noise. He saw Cas had slipped on some water.
"Hey it's the creeoy old guy who was hitting on me earlier," said Ron.
Dean looked over at Cas with a "really" look.
"What don't blame me for him being so hot," Cas said.
Dean hit Cas in the face, and Cas went falling to the floor. The three wizards looked at them in confusion.
"What you've never seen a couple get into an argument before. You kids will have a lot of those you assbutts," Dean said storming around.
"Can you use one of your magical wizard spells to get us the hell out of here?" Dean
"Where are you from?" Hermione asked.
"Can't you tell I'm American I'm from the otger side of the screen," Dean said.
'Screen? Like a television? How can that be possible?" Hermione questioned.
"I'm a pretty unicorn!" Cas yelled in the background.
"Cas you're acting like a drunk fucktard," Dean aaid.
"You wanna fuck me like onw of your french girls," Cas responded.
"Woah dude there are children around," Dean said.
"We can have a three way with Weasley," Cas said stumbling over.
Ron goes backwards slowly and hides in one of the stalls.
"Cas you're scaring the poor boy," Dean said.
"Ummmm so televisio you say. Um we can um look for that in the restricted part of the library. Just don't get too into it," Hermione aaid rushing out.
"Um I'm going with her," Harry said. Running after her.
Dean went over to Cas.
'"Three way eith a little kid. No it couldn't hsve been me and you in the back of the impala. Which we've already done, but it was fun,' Dean said.
Cas leaned in and kissed Dean. Dean tried to fight the urge, bug that wasn't possible so he kissed back. Thwy started makiinf out and groping each othern
"I want you in me," Dean said to Cas kissing him hard.
Cas started groping Dean's junk.
Dean moaned.
"I want to give you a blowjob," Cas saidn
They heard one of the stalls open.
"HERMIONE! HARRY! WAIT FOR ME AHHHH!" Ron screamed running out of the bathroom stall.
They hear another door open. They imediately stop and act casual. Hermione enters the room. She glances at them and shakes her head.
"You know I think I found just the right thing. And it just requires our qands," Hermione says.
Hermione takez out the book and reads the spell doing the necessary movebts of her wand.
Dean and Cas felt a feeling and they were gone.
"So do you think they went back?" Harry said.
"I don't know, but as long as they're not here that's all I care about," Ron said.
"I gotta admit though that one Dean guy was smoking hot," Hermione said.
*Back in the house*
It work thank god.
'At least I can admire Ron t by rough the svreen," Cas said.
Dean smacks Cas' butt. "
"You know you owe me some th hing for hitying on that red head amd scaring him shitless,' Dean said.
Cas imediately unzipped his pants an dc they continued what they starte dc at Hogwarts.