Tails: But my neighbor's Uncle Tannous doesn't yawn ducks.

Y/N: Well aren't you observant? Such a smartass.

Tails: *blushes* Well, what can I say?

Sonic: Okay, as much as I am enjoying this progress on your relationship, can you two stop flirting?

Tails+Y/N: WE'RE NOT FLIRTING!

Sonic: Sure you aren't. But you know what he's doing?

Sticks: Ravaging? Devastating? Marauding? Obliterating? Flinging or scattering to the wings? *opens a book* Found a thesaurus in a cranberry bog.

Sonic: He's trying to get comfortable. He can't sleep.

Sticks: *looks into book* Slumber, repose, forty winks...Ooh, a cranberry! *tosses it into her mouth*

Sonic: We've gotta help him get back to sleep.

Next thing you know, we are at the canyon.

Sonic: I'm no giant-rock-monsterologist, but our guy looks overtired.

Amy: Nothing brings on sleep like a dose of melody sung by a sweet songbird.

A bird comes by and starts chirping a small tune.

Amy: Not you! Me! Because our songbird can't sing or talk right now.

Keila shrugged. Boy was it weird to have her completely silent.  

Amy: Hush, little Granifer Giganticus, don't say a word; Amy's gonna buy you a mockingbird!

Keila shook her head at her while I cringed. Rocky didn't like it as he held his ears and ran off roaring.

Amy: He's made out of rock! What does he know?

Y/N: I don't know, maybe you were off key?

Sticks gives it a try and... It is HORRIBLE. Everyone, expect Keila, covered their ears as she sang I don't even know what! But it somehow worked on Rocky as he began to relax and lay down. But unfortunately, it was blocking the merchant route.

Knuckles: That road is the delivery route for all the deli products that come into the village. If the monster sleeps for a thousand years, how are we gonna get potato salad?!

Sonic: You know what, giant rock monsters are a pain in the butt. Sticks, keep singing--or, whatever it is you're doing.

He crouched down as Sticks hopped on his back and did whatever she did to get that awful sound out. We all followed.

Amy: Worst parade ever.

Keila gave me a look so I did what the look asked.

Y/N: Amy, Keila kindly asks that you shut the fuck up.

Keila smiled while Amy rolled her eyes at us. Eventually, we get to a cliff side and Rocky leans against the wall and Sticks stop whatever that sound is.

Sonic: It's working! Sleep, my large, rocky friend, and dream of larger, gravely girl monsters.

Keila looks at him. And just when everything is calm, Eggman appears.

Eggman: Release the Bee Bots!

Orbot: After you've returned your seat and tray table to the upright position.

Bee Bots came around and dropped a net on Rocky and he snarls and breaks free immediately.

Eggman: Hey, that was a very expensive honeycomb cage! If you and I are going to subjugate the world for a thousand generations, I need to see a better attitude from you.

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