incorrect quotes #2

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Gojo: When have I ever done something stupid out of nowhere.
Getou: We have a list, it's alphabetized
Shoko, pulls out a list as long as a CVS receipt
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Gojo: I wonder why we say "oh man" to express disappointment?
Shoko: Probably because men are disappointing.
Getou:
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Gojo: if I punch myself am I strong or weak?
Getou: Neither, you're just stupid.

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Gojo, struggling to open a jar of pickles

Geto: you need some help with that?

Gojo, breaks the jar on the counter to grab a pickle.

Gojo: no

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Gojo, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir?

Getou: ...Wtf.

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