A Golden Heart (Golden guard x reader)

2am fanfic session 😘

"That can still be arranged," He says, trying to sound as intimidating as possible. "Hello criminals, whats about to happen should be relatively painless, if you just do what I say".

"And why would we do that that" The human says with furrowed eyebrows and a frown. 

"Because none of you can use real magic" he says.

"You don't know that!" The owl lady points to Goldie and me standing next to each other. 

"Maybe not" I speak up " But I do know that you're standing on a plant that eats flesh". After I say that the owl lady and the human scramble to get off the plant. Goldie and I laugh at their struggle to escape.

"Okay the human will remain a sailor to repay all the money she lost while the owl lady will be arrested again for attacking one of the emperor's ships" Goldie says in his signature bratty voice.

"Emperor's ship?" The human gasps and looks up at the owl lady.

"They're the only ones worth robbing" The owl lady quietly mumbles to the human. She then turns back to us. "Why are you guys hunting the selkidomus, it's a peaceful creature and you're provoking it" She points at us with an angry expression.

"The emperor ordered me to slay one, I'm just following orders" Goldie says.

"Well I'm just gonna smack you around a bit" and with that the owl lady takes off her arm and starts to attempt to hit Goldie, although he is easily able to dodge all of her attacks. 

"Leave Eda alone!" The human then charges at both of us with fire ball paper things. Both of us easily dodge, again. He whips out is staff as it glows red and the sand under their feet starts to move them towards the sea. 

"How about I leave you dangling above the boiling sea" He says while the only thing keeping the two criminals alive is the sand beneath them being commanded by Goldie. "Around these parts just the steam is enough to give third degree burns". The sand disappears and they arrive back onto the beach. "But I don't have to be that mean, no one will have to be a sailor or get arrested if you just follow those selkiedomus tracks and slays the beast, here I'll help" He creates a sword out of thin air and it drops to the ground in front of the criminals. 

The human whimpers and looks at the sword. I can tell Goldie is quite annoyed by the way he pinches his mask where the bridge of his nose would be. 

"You're making this difficult" I sigh "go or I drown the bird" I open the cage to reveal the small creature. 

"Weh?" I close the cloth over it and the demon goes back to sleep "Ah its dark now".

"Fine I'll do it" The human picks up the sword and follows the tracks into the cave.

"Luz wait!" The owl lady gets up to follow her "Luz!"

With them gone we wait alone. We sit down and Goldie pulls up the cloth over the cage and the small demon is startled, but when he closes it again it immediately goes back to sleep. Goldie keeps on repeating this and I laugh at his amusement. 

"You're actually weirdly endearing" He says with a smiley voice. 

"Y'know you kind of remind me of one of my friends when you aren't being a total asshole" I say thinking of Hunter.

"You have friends?" He asks.

"You don't?" I say feeling bad almost.

"No I have a friend, but I'm surprised you do" He says.

I punch him on the arm and he pushes me on the sand. I get up and am about to retaliate when we see the shadows of Eda and Luz fighting the selkiedomus and eventually slaying it. The human is about to carry out the corpse but suddenly we smell something foul. 

"Ugh that thing smells awful" He steps back and covers his mask "Why are you touching it with your bare hands, gross".

"You're gross!" The human yells "Now give me King!".

"Actually he smells pretty bad too" I say as I throw the cage to her "Take him"

"Thank you for your service you can find your own way home and try to stay out of trouble the emperor is not a merciful man" He and I both get on our staffs as he says this, "Byeeeeeee" The both of us shout as we teleport to the castle and go our separate ways

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Thank you for reading!

I know it's been like a week since I last updated so I decided to make this chapter a bit longer. 

DID YOU GUYS SEE THE NEW EPISODE, IM CRYING IT WAS SO CUTE. 

Did you know that if you press the star and it turns orange you get to become a sailor and eat snacks with Goldie!!?!?? 😨🙀

Thank you guys for all of your nice comments, I smile every time I see them seriously you guys are so nice.

It is almost 2am where I live and I have school tomorrow, the obsession is real. 

I just realized I didn't do my math homework oh shi-

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee