Short Nonsense

Hagrid x your mom

T'was a dark and stormy night and I was with your mom. She had her phone out when she shouldn't've.

Frickin' hypocrite.

Suddenly, Hagrid walked in and slapped your mom's jiggly buttocks.

"Ah," thy Hagrid gasped, "do it again!" your mom said.

"Why are you in my house?" Then, your mom gave in and they both locked the bedroom door and I couldn't sleep all night because of the noises.'

You could hear the noise through the lighting as well.

By the noises they were making, I could imagine the pleasure racking through them through me. I thought for a second, then got up and walked to my friends house.

But, when you went to their house, their parents were also doing "it". You freaked out and ran away into the forest with a giant bear with a big butt.

You couldn't hold yourself back, you walked up to the bear and slapped the bears butt.

"aAaAaarRrGh!" it screamef with pleasure, and it was then you realized it was Chewbacca. The hot, hairy, and your one and only celebrity crush, Chewy.