Static (Olivia Octavius x Reader)

I Need a Sprite

"Jesus fucking christ..." you grumbled as you slowly opened your eyes, you lifted your head, hoping that you didn't hear what you thought you heard,

BANG! CRASH! BANG AGAIN!

What kind of maniac was destroying your forest at 2 in the morning. You groaned as you got out of bed, you put on your shirt, pants, utility belt, and your hiking boots, and your infamous ranger hat, you knew it was dark out and you probably looked like an idiot, but if you didn't wear the hat, were you really a game warden? You strapped on your headlamp, adjusted your badge, and turned on your big-ass flashlight as you left your cabin. Your huge dogs, Aspen, Ginger, Annie, Ruby, and Linda followed you, their hackles raised. You picked up a trembling, barking Peanut the chihuahua and put her in the little backpack you made for her. She sneezed in approval and you nodded to your "pack".

"Come on girls, I sure as hell hope it isn't those Johnson twins again. You know, I don't even think they have parents, they're some of those wild children that got raised by wolves..." you told your dogs, Aspen wagged her tail in response.

BANG!

You all turned to the direction of the noise, it was close. The girls darted off in that direction, you ran after them, jumping over slashed trees... Who the hell was cutting down these trees? You never authorized any lumber harvesting, you added that to the list of shit you needed to take care of. You heard another crash, and then some... was that maniacal laughter? What the hell? You saw that the girls had stopped, you slowed and your mouth dropped to the fucking floor.

The one and only Spiderman was in your forest, and he was fighting the insane Doc Ock, who had buzzsaws flying at Spiderman, laughing maniacally. You cursed, that's who was chopping down these trees. You had to stop this, you grabbed your megaphone from your belt and sighed, it screeched as it turned on, Spiderman and Doc Ock froze mid-battle and looked at you, Doc Ock was choking Spiderman, but they stopped fighting.

"Hey! So honestly, I don't give a shit about whatever this is, but I'm going to need you to both get out of this area and fight somewhere else, ok?" You called out.

"Sure thing Officer! We'll get out of your hair-" Spiderman was cut off by Doc Ock, who squeezed him tighter... You should probably help him.

"Do you need any help kid?" you asked.

"No, no I can handle this." He choked out.

"Can you Peter? Can you handle this?" Liv's voice taunted him...

...Wait Liv's voice?!

"...Liv?" You asked, shining the flashlight in her face, she drew back at the light, why the fuck was she wearing goggles, but you could see her eyes widen in recognition.
"Firefly?" She asked.

"Awww you two know each other, how sweet." Spiderman clapped his hands.

"What the hell are you doing here?" You asked, Aspen wagged her tail and bounded towards Liv, sniffing the actuators.

"Fighting Spiderman, what are you doing here?"

"I was woken up by you fighting Spiderman! I can't fucking believe you're Doc Ock!" You exclaimed.

"I feel like I should be somewhere else..." Spiderman muttered, aiming his arm towards a tree.

"Nope," Liv said, her other actuator grabbed his hand and he cried out, you instinctively drew out your stun gun and aimed it at her, Liv smirked.

"Put the spiderman down!" you ordered. Liv scoffed as her other actuator grabbed you, you cried out and struggled, Spiderman sighed.

"This is too much Doc..." he muttered.

"Nobody asked you Spiderman." She snarled and pulled you closer, she flipped off your hat, and it fell to the ground... She knew how much you loved that stupid hat! You spit in her face and glared at her, Liv laughed as she wiped it off, she grabbed your chin and smiled.

"Oh Firefly... You're going to regret that." she taunted.

"I regret most of the things I do," you admitted.

You felt a sharp pain in your neck, and then...

Darkness.