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Mc Donald's?

Wait. Did I hear that right?

Craig, in Van nuys says he'll buy 100lbs right now for frozen patties at Mickey D's?

Holy shit.

I'm going to watch people eating people?

Wait, not only that..

I assisted?

Better yet. The organ recipient may well end up ingesting the person who actually saved his life and now keeps him alive? So the fuel for his new organ is going to have the same DNA as his happy meal?

WTF. This is not my real life.


The price was right, what can I say. I can have 100lbs in 20 minutes.


I'm sure Jimmy has a stiff or two that can be taken to Carl's for grinding. I'm going to need a driver soon. I just need to find a way to package this right and a place to do the work.

Thing was, none of these guys I had in the back room were turning out to be stiffs.  They were sweet, highly fragrant-rotten and looking like the meat wouldn't work like the one's I had been hearing about.  The innocence factor!  Yeah, that's right.  Now wouldn't it be more legit to work with someone who only dropped off the rotten bodies instead of this guy that "Max" dropped off Friday.  I called Barb.  We spoke for what felt like an eternity but as it ends, she said she would be there to pick the "Stiff" up and get him back up to "living" and "functioning".  I had no idea she was aware that the 'me' was back and we didn't need a replacement ME.



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