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The Hottest Amour Lemon ever written in history😍

Happy April fools >;)

Wait, you thought I wasn't gonna actually write this?

I like taking risks so why not. Prepare your bleach and holy water cuz it's gonna get steamy 😳😳😳

(Before I start this tho I just wanna say I have a new baby sister ^.^ she's so cute. Her name is Treasure♡)

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Serena was currently staying over her boyfriend Calem's house. (IM SORRY YALL)

They were a cute couple and they did things like go out to eat, watch Netflix and other fun stuff. But they had a problem when it came to getting frisky :/

Calem came home and he was so horny, not even a Ryhorn could match his energy.

Serena was on the couch watching Netflix without him. She was sad that he wasn't there to watch Netflix with him but when he came in, she was happy :)

Serena ran up to him and was about to say hi but then she noticed the lewd look on his face.

"You already know what I wanna do, don't you ;)" Calem said while licking his greasy ass lips

"Looks like somebody finally grew some balls ;)" Serena replied

Calem couldn't wait so he dragged Serena into their room. Once he closed the door he pulled down his pants and then his underwear.

Serena's big smiley face turned into a very confused face.

"What is that-"

"What is what?" Calem asked

"That thing"

"It's obviously my dick"

"You mean the little spring roll sticking out between your legs?"

"Oh shit I forgot I'm uncircumcised" Calem thought to himself

"Listen," Calem said, "you just gotta get it hard and it'll grow I promise-"

"Hell no." Serena denied him. "That shit looks like my pinkie finger 🤨"

"It grows it just takes a little time-"

"That shit looks like a fucking caterpie that hatched out of an egg 😩" Serena said.

"It could grow into a Metapod tho ;)"

"Calem, it looks like a fucking cheeto puff without all the cheese dust on it"

"It's not THAT bad-"

"I bet if I put that shit in my mouth I'd accidentally bite it off 😐"

Serena wasn't having any of it so she left the room and grabbed her purse.

"WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING-"

"I'm going to go buy more ice cream and go to a park so I can get that spring roll out of my head"

Calem couldn't say anything else before Serena left and she shut the door behind her. And then he started crying but Serena didn't give a shit

Serena went to her local Walmart and saw that the strawberry ice cream was on sale so she got a whole tub 🤩

And then she went to the park and sat on a bench and started crying while eating her ice cream. And all the kids were looking at her as they passed by her with their moms and dads.

"Mommy that lady has a lot of ice cream-"

"Timmy mind your damn business"

Serena was halfway done with her ice cream when she noticed someone walking up to her. It was Ash 😃