Catty: OH DEREK!! WHERE ARE YOU!!
Derek:....
Catty: DEREK!! Stop it! I know you're around here! You and I need to have some friendship time!!
Derek:....
Catty: DEREK!! PLEASE!! If you don't!.... uhm....
Derek: pftt-
Catty's ears perk up: .... You're an idiot you know that right?
Derek:...
Catty: Why would you hide in a closet?
Derek: ... Shit....
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Catty: Hello wonderful people!! I hope you met my best friend! Derek!
Derek: Should I really be here? Like... Actually?
Catty: Yes! Now stop whining! *cough cough* Derek is someone you need to hang out with for a month to get to know! And trust me it's totally worth it!
Derek:... Am I supposed to be happy? Besides wasn't this supposed to be about you?
Catty: Yes it is! But I won't be able to do it without you!
Derek:..... Ok..... That actually kinda, maybe, sort of, made me happy...
Catty: Awww!! I guess that's one point for me then!!
Derek: Stop it! I hate it when you mess with my hair!!
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Let's see.... What are some things that I like?.....
I mean... I like a lot of things! Sleepovers! Friends! Food! Dessert! Shiny things! Smiles! Satisfying things! Block men! RP! Anime! Cosplays! A couple sports! Watching TV! Lemonade! Blood! Vampires! Werewolves! Gay shit! LGBTQ+! Suits! And streams!
Derek:.... I was not expecting a whole list.... Also I did not expect you to say 'blood'... Should I be worried?
Catty:..... :)
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I hope this helped you get to know me more! :>
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*sniff* I fucking love this app!! :'>
