bailee: screenshot.img (3)
ginny: this mf bouta catch these hands
luna: ginny babes
dont you think that's a bit much?ginny: no
daphne: no
hermione: no
luna: alright then
lets jump the snakebailee: LUNA💀💀💀💀💀
ginny: i mean...
shes rightbailee: i just dont know what i did wrong????
was i being clingy or something???
i mean
i know the five texts in a row mightve been a lot
but i do it all the time and hes never reacted this way
he didnt even tell me what took him so long
or where he was
wait no
he isnt obligated to say that
im his girlfriend not his keeper
but i was still worried
and now im rambling over text again
someone please stop medaphne: okay babes one
you didnt do anything wrong
two
you arent being clingy
we all do that
we are all so codependent of each other it gets scary
anyways
three
youre right he isnt obligated to tell anyone where he is or what hes up to
but your his girlfriend and he needs to realize you get worried about thingsbailee: okay yeah you're right
thanksginny: are we still jumping him...?
hermione: first lets think of why he did what he did
luna: maybe he really was busy and is grumpy becauze whatever he was doing made him tired?
daphne: ill find out
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siblings adjacentishdaphne: hey theo
theo: hey daph
whats updaphne: nothing much
have you done anything today?theo: no not really
just been chilling around the house
why?daphne: so you havent been busy?
theo: no?
daphne: not tired or grumpy?
theo: mentally no
physically i just got back from a milr run
during which i didnt take a break
so i feel like my legs are gonna fall offdaphne: hmmm
a run you say?
do you text on your runs?theo: again
no?daphne: interesting
anyways
been in contact with any of the group ab the party today?theo: no but im so hype it's physically putting me in a good mood
daphne: bruh🤾♀️🤾♀️
theo: ??
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future milfsdaphne: um
screenshot.img (2)bailee: oh
okayginny: so first this mf is stand offish and dry asf with bailee
then goes on to go in depth about his day to you
while in the process he says he was just "on a run" when he "doesnt text" and he "hasnt been in contact with the group" when we have RECEIPTS about him texting bailee not fifteen minutes ago
AND hes "hype" about this party but doesnt want to go to bailees early?luna: normally he would LOVE to have alone time with you bailee
hermione: .....
so we jumpin?ginny: oh we are
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90% of the ginger populationginny: guys
percy: Yes?
fred: ???
george: ???
ron: what
bill: what is it?
charlie: explain quickly please
ginny: can you guys jump someone for me?🙏🙏🙏
percy: Absolutely not!
george: yes
fred: yes
bill: depends
who is it?ginny: my friend theo
charlie: nott?
ron: theo?????
why him?ginny: long story short he is being a douche to someone who doesnt deserve to be acted douchey towards
percy: Who?
ginny: bailee
charlie: okay then yeah
bailee doesnt deserve to be acted douchey toginny: godsends🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
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a/nummmmmmmmm hi guys????????
SORRY i disappeared for like three or four months but i come bearing the gift of drama
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Fanfictionwhat if the golden trio had social media . . . and bailee lupin-black {theo nott fanfic}
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