It is safe to say that the Avengers love coffee.
they are obsessed with coffee
maybe except for peter since he apparently prefers tea but he still likes coffee
(I drink tea darling,hehehehe)
let's just say one morning tony woke up to this
Tony woke up after a long night of tinkering and programing.
he went to the kitchen got his favourite mug.
he went to the coffee machine and pressed some buttons and waited...and waited...and waited...WHY IS NOTHING COMING OUT!
tony smacked the coffee machine...still nothing so he smacked it again...OH C'MON!
"CLINT! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE COFEE MACHINE!"
"I DID NOTHING! tho i do want some coffee to start of my morning" clint went and got a mug for himself and pushed tony's cup away then pressed a button...nothing...seriously?
"there's nothing coming out!"clint exclaimed
"Yea no shit sherlock"deadpand tony
"NAT! HELP!"screamed clint
"what!?"natasha said grumply coming to the kitchen
"The coffee won't comeout"
"clint? really all you have to do is press a button"natasha said pressing said button...nothing...press again...nothing
"BUCKY! SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE COFFEE MACHIEN!"natasha shouted
bucky walked into the kitchen rubbing his eye
"Just smak it that should work"he said
"I already did"said tony
"well let me do it then"backy samked the machien with his normal hand...nothing...so he smaked it with his metal hand...still nothing.
"STEEEEEEEEEVE!"
"what is it?"steave came into the kitchen sweaty from his run with sam
"This damn coffee machien thing won't work"
"Why don't you use the drip brew method?"steve suggested
"Oh yea! forgot about that"bucky said"do we have ground coffee?"
"no"clint said
"WELL WHY THE HELL NOT!"
"Remember when peter showed a tiktok of a girl who made coffee scented paper? and we decided to some as well? we used up all of our ground coffee for that"
"Right! I still a bunch of those papers lying around"natasha said
"What's with all the noise?I'm trying to sleep! it's the weekend!"Peter said walking in
"Morning pete!"clint said "morning"
"Why is mr.stark in the corner curled in a ball rocking back and forth?"peter asked
Everyone looked to the corner as peter said there was tony rocking back and forth muttering 'it's gonna be ok'
"The coffee machien is apparently broken"said steve
"oh!Why you just order starbucks?"
WIth that tony jumped up and said "OF COURSE! OH PETER YOU GENIUS MIRACLE CHIlD!,friday! order us some coffee from starbucks!"
"Sorry boss,there is currently no starbucks open right now"
"WHAT!? HOW?,THEN order coffee from another coffee shop then!"tony shouted
"There is currently no coffee shops open right now"
"HOW?"
"Today is national no coffee day"
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?"
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Don't worry coffee lovers there is no actual national no coffee day
