The Crossovers

Uriah and Chuck

Chuck: What...
Uriah: Who are you?
Chuck: Chuck...
Uriah: ...
Chuck: Who are you?
Uriah: Uriah...
Chuck: ...
Uriah: ...
Chuck: I don't know who you are.
Uriah: Right back atcha.
Chuck: ...
Uriah: ...
Chuck: ...
Uriah: ...

*10 more minuets of awkward silence*

*Footsteps*
Chuck: What's that?
*Faster footsteps*
Uriah: I don't know.
Me: *Bursts into room* AHA! I TOLD YOU THE FANDOMS WERE CLASHING SOMEWHERE! *Points at Chuck and Uriah*
Friend: Oh shut up.
Me: HIIII GUUUUUYSSSSS!
Chuck: Uh, h-
Uriah: *tackles Chuck*
Chuck: GAH!
Me: HAHAHA! FOOTBALL!
Friend: *facepalm*
Chuck: What was that for, man!?
Uriah: She could have a gun...
Chuck: What makes you think that girls has a gun?
Me: I SWEAR I DONT COME BACK!
Uriah: Have you EVER met a fangirl?
Chuck: Of course I have.
Uriah: Well, they might shoot us with a dart gun. Then they'll tranquilize us...
Chuck: I doubt that.
Me: *evil laugh*
Chuck: ...
Uriah: ...
Me: *shuts up*
Chuck: Well I'm getting out of here.
Uriah: No, Chuck! You can't!
Chuck: You're not the boss of me.
Uriah: I'm trying to save your sanity!
Me: DON'T WORRY I WONT BOTHER YOUR SANITY!
Uriah: Don't listen to her.
Me: No you can listen!
Chuck: *gets up and walks toward me*
Me: *pulls out tranquilizer gun and shots Chuck*
Chuck: WHAT THE SH- *Falls asleep*
Uriah: NUUUUUUUU!
Me: COME OUT URIAH!
Uriah: NUUUU!
Friend: YOU'RE INSANE!
Me: NO I'M PERFECTLY SANE!
Friend: WE NEED TO GET YOU TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL!
Me: YOU CAN'T!
Friend: AND WHY IS THAT?
Me: I WAS BAND FROM ALL METAL HOSPITALS!
Friend: WHAT!? WHY!?
Me: BECAUSE IM TOO MENTAL FOR THEIR PUNY DEFENSES!
Uriah: *screams*
Me: *maniacal laughter*
Friend: *walks away*
Me: WAIT! I NEED YOU TO HELP ME DRAG BACK THE BODIES!
Friend: FORGET IT!
Me: URIAH COME OUT TO PLAY!
Uriah: NO!
Me: FINE THEN I'LL FIND YOU!
Uriah: No no no no no need for that!
Me: OH THERE'S A NEED!
Uriah: NOOOOOO!

*the next day*

Me: *walks into class with Uriah and Chuck shoved in a bag*
Teacher: Um, WildCatLover?
Me: Mmmmmm?
Teacher: You...Uh...whatcha got there?
Me: Oh, this?
Teacher: *nods*
Me: Just the bodies of my victims.
Teacher: Oh okay...wait WHAT!?
Me: Anyway...
Teacher: OH YOU WAIT JUST A MINUTE!