Welcome to Lesson One: Using Random words when needed.
I say use Random words when needed, but I really mean when not needed. That is what makes them Random. I suggest using short, monosyllabic words, like Bob, or Fred. Also, saying it in a funny voice helps. It helps to use these to cut an awkward silence, or make a lesson at school less boring. Do not, however, use these when getting told off. It will only make the person more annoyed and irate. Here is a list of Random words and phrases I love:
- Plinth
- Bob
- Fred
- Boffin
- Plunge
- Cashier Number 4, please
- Doss
More may be added
I find these especially funny when I am bored in French but I have to cover my mouth to stop laughing. This doesn't really help though as I go purple 😳 and really hot, which catches the attention of Madame Brown. Oops.
Try to learn as many of these words as possible, and soon you can say lots of Random words and be classed as frivolous and exciting.
Homework: Learn as many words as possible and say them in a funny voice, quite like Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons
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