hey im sorry-i had no clue wat to do
also im probably going to rename this to something random lol
This part is mainly for my good friend @VeraLisle44
yes, give her a good applause everyone-
i just decided to do this to take a short break from making picrews
welp-here you go
source: https://incorrectafquotes.tumblr.com/
Holly: Are you involved in something nefarious?
Artemis: Did you have something else in mind?
Butler: Artemis and Y/n got involved in a kidnapping!
Angeline: What? What?! Is they alright?!
Butler: Oh, yes! For their first kidnapping scheme, altogether it went very well.
Artemis: Ugh, Y/n, look! That is the ugliest suit I have ever seen in my entire life.
Y/n: It looks like yours.
Artemis: Y/N!
Y/n: What's your blood type?
Artemis: And, Y/n, praytell, how the hell would I know this?
Y/n: How would you not?
Artemis: Who do you think I am? Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?
Y/n: So...you don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered it?
Almost all of Opal's plans:
Opal: *starts banging on pots and pans outside until someone is forced to tell her to stop*
Opal: *maniacal laugh* You've fallen for my ingenious plan, YET AGAIN!-
Source: my brain
Artemis: *sighs* I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Y/n: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Foaly: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Butler: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Artemis:
Y/n:
Foaly:
Butler:
Y/n: Isn't it funny how no one tried to stop us from doing the dumb stuff?
Foaly: Wanna see the footage, everyone?
Artemis: NO!
Holly: I trust Artemis.
Foaly: You think he knows what he's doing?
Holly: *both watching him strut through a mall thinking he's so cool and then trip over a rock* I wouldn't go that far.
Source: pinterest
i have to give you link - it was too funny
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/603060206357118258/comments/5217604734394879098
Someone: *tells a normal joke*
Artemis: ...what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Someone: I doubt anyone ever accused Murray Gell-Mann of kidnapping a quark even though he knowingly carried a billion of them in his pocket.
Artemis *wheezing*
Holly: You're kind of an iffy guardian, aren't you?
Butler: *triggered* And why would you say that?
Holly: Well, for one thing, you let him kidnap someone at age twelve.
Butler: He wanted to look for fairies. It was CUTE at first! Until, well...you know.
Y/n: Tbh, that's not the worst thing you've let him do - just the first awful thing you let him do.....no, wait...when he was ten, you let him try and kill a monkey.
Butler: WELL, I thought I raised him well. He is not on drugs, now, is he?
Holly and Y/n: This is him?! NOT on drugs?!
Opal: And I most DEFINITELY blame, you Arte- WHERE IS FOWL?!
Holly: Remember when you said 'no one leave!'?
Butler: He and Y/n left an hour before that.
Trouble: Grub is always accusing me about having a favorite officer.
Trouble:
Trouble: It's NOT TRUE! I love Holly and non-Hollys exactly the same.
Y/n: Ah, you're playing the ocean right now, you freshwater fish.
Artemis moves a piece.
Y/n: A bold move. But you're about to be eaten my little guppy friend-
Artemis: Checkmate.
Y/n: FUCK YOUUU!!!
Artemis: Be myself? I have one. I have ONE hour to impress this dim-witted buyer. *turns to the rest of the gang* How long did it take for you to like me?
Butler: About a couple weeks, Master.
Mulch: About six months.
Y/n and Holly: Jury's still out.
Artemis: SEE?!
also this was hilariousssss
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/219128338098292646/
hoi
lol im probably also going to change the picture title thingie
and add a lot more tags
ok, off to go release some pigs in walmart again
(read one of my conversations of my profile)
bUH bYE
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
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