him. | song mingi

ALIENS

yunho
i'm wondering the same
thing

yunho
kinda thought you were
gonna have some theory
about a planet that's
completely run by cows
or smth

mingi
we did have a theory like
that but we decided not
to talk about it because it
does seem a little stupid

me
a little??

mingi
a lot

san
i don't like that your
dumb theories are making
sense

yeosang
i already believed in
aliens but like you guys
are so right what if there
is a civilisation exactly
like ours somewhere

me
i also have a theory that
if you flew off the earth and
just went straight out into
space that eventually you'd
reach some sort of parallel
universe or you'd end up
right back where you started

me
simply because i hate
the idea of the universe
being completely endless
and never ever ever
repeating itself

yeosang
i'm loving everything i'm
reading

yeosang
actually i'm part of a
club so do you mind if
i use any of these theories
at our next meeting

mingi
go ahead dude

jongho
this is so stupid aliens
are not real there is no
way

jongho
there are no parallel
universes or space being
a sphere

jongho
none of that is true end
of discussion

wooyoung
jongho is one of them

yeosang
jongho is an alien it's
been confirmed

san
mhm i agree

seonghwa
ily jongho but you're a
weirdo it's the only
explanation

jongho
WTF

me
hey woah we didn't come
sharing our ideas for you
to start bullying jongho

me
jongho ily even if you're
a bit different i don't think
you're an alien

yunho
he's more than a bit
weird tho

jongho
guys you're lowkey starting
to hurt my feelings

san
aliens don't have feelings

yeosang
but if he's from a parallel
universe he would have
feelings

wooyoung
and you never know
aliens might have feelings

me
yh he's not a ranga

san
WHY ARE YOU
GANGING UP ON ME
NOW WTF

me
you said something
stupid and you will pay
the price

mingi
fax jongho has feelings
alien or not

jongho
i'm not an alien because
they don't exist

wooyoung
THEN HOW DO YOU
EXPLAIN YOUR
EXISTENCE THERES
NO WAY YOU JUST
LIVE THE WAY YOU
DO

jongho
WELL THERE IS BECAUSE
I DO

me
mingi i get the feeling
our theories have
sincerely fucked this
group over once and
for all there will be no
going back to what we
once were