One evening, Two-brains said that he wanted to meet me at a pizza place, and I agreed. When we were there, he ordered a pizza with as much extra cheese as they were allowed to put on there. I noticed that his face was red, and asked "Why is your face red?" He looked me in the eye and said "D-Dottore... I think I l-l-love you. Would you be interested in being my b-boy...friend?" I said "Of course!", picked him up, and brought him out the door. I drove him to my house and told my kids "You guys have a stepdad."
