20 Fucken facts about the crazy ass Tomato

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Heyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Um... I'm Tomato.

You know... That crazy one that eats all your food while your sleeping.

Ah ha! You've finally found the culprit.

Well you can't even arrest me. I'm writing this on Saturn.

Yes. I live on Saturn.

Anyways, let's start this shit.

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1. I'm a Tomato

2. I have a cat. Named butter.

3. I currently have blue hair

4. No I am not a blue berry.

5. No I did not smear blue berries on my head either.

6. I go to a rich kid school.

7. 6. I go to a rich kid school. Don't judge me.

7. I have a child. I forget where it is though... Whoops... Maybe if I call it by its name... Oh wait. I forgot it's name. Or... Robin... Did we even name it?

8. I have an army of giraffes

9. The leader's name is Fernando Guadeloupe Jugoi

10. I found Jugoi on top of a christmas tree.

11. Um... What else... Oh yeah. I am OBSESSED with the show Psych.

12. I eat vinegar mixed with soysauce and sugar and salt. It's my drug. Want some?

13. *slurps pickle juice*

14. I am a member of the salad squad

15. I used to believe I was in beyblade... I literally made my own bey up and started threatening everyone with it...

16. I've had a crush on the same anime character for a year and a half now...

17. I'm an Aries... One of the best out there

18. My real name is....

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Tomato.

19. I look like........

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...... A tomato

20. KISS MY ASS IT TASTES LIKE STRAWBERRIES I SWEAR

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What the fuck tomato....

Seriously? You had to just....

Djdjsnsnsns

Stoopid. *facepalms*

Anyways Imma break the rules and tag two people.

:D

~I tag Nami sup_guy and... Screw you Mayuko you suck so I'm not going to take you,,.

~I also tag.... Your mom

//Jesus cry tomato I know it's the time of the mon-//

"SHUT THE FUCK UP RANDOM ASS VOICE IN MY HEAD AND IM NOT EVEN ON IT-"

Holy Haru this is awkward..............

I'm done.

I also tag BroccoliPlayz

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 15, 2015 ⏰

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