CreepyPasta Rap Battles (Finished Season #1)

Reunion Time Part 2

Tangy: Aaand we are back!

- Audience claps and cheers -

Slenderman: Since we are back I got a few questions that were requested to be anonymous.

Tangy: I was gonna say that Slendy.

Slenderman: I apologize dear. Please, proceed with your statements.

Tangy: Uh.. Thanks. Anyway, would you consider any of the female participants someone you adore or like? Not in a form of intimacy, but in any form of love.

Everyone:...

Jeff: That's lame.

EJ: Like your life? Oh yeah I agree.

Slenderman: What is that modern day phrase kids use? Shots burned?

Tangy: *Dies of laughter*

Everyone: *Crying and dying of laughter*

Jeff: Slendy...Your such an idiot.

Masky: Says the one who's shots were burned.

Jeff: That is really offensive...

Tangy: You guys are avoiding my questions.

Slenderman: We apologize. I actually have been taking a fancy to Mrs. P.

Hoodie: We know what that long neck is useful for...

- Audience roars with laughter -

Tangy: I don't really know what that is useful for.. So how about we ask her, and the other ladies that question as we bring them out.

- Audience cheers and claps -

[Mrs. P, Clockwork, Pinkamena, Sally, and Nina The Killer walk out unto the stage.]

Mrs. P: If you must know this long neck is useful for seeing over your high ego and low IQ.

Tangy: ...Shots fired.

Slenderman: Your wrong Tangy dear.

Everyone: o_o

Tangy: Anyway, who would you ladies say you noticed more then the other gu-

Nina: JEFF!!

Tangy: Nina...please... SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Nina: *pouts and mutters insults*

Tangy: Anyone?

Nina: *raises hand*

Tangy: Anyone else??

Mrs. P: Grinny.

Tangy: ... That's a pet

Mrs. P: And so is EJ but everyone looks past that.

Tangy: Because everyone has common sense.

Lui: Dear god, I might not be stable all the time but I at least know that statement is invalid.

Tangu: Ugh, you guys make me feel dumb sometimes. I meant to say something but I forgot.

Everyone: ...

Tangy: ?

Everyone: *laughs crazily*

Tangy: Am I missing something?

Clockwork: Yeah.

Tangy: ???

Everyone: PART 3 OF THE REUNION!

Tangy: owo... OK uh... I'll get right on that. Tune in for the last part of the reunion where we uncover nothing. :D

Jeff: Look forward to it...

Tangy: Like my dick in your mouth? Me too.

Slenderman: Shots burned...