Astro Archon?![COMPLETE]

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Xiao: I don't know this mortal

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Y/N: Tar- Tortillas

Childe: Nice try

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Y/N: I'm down on my knees

Shenhe: Wha-

Aether: Y/N!!

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Y/N: You single

Shenhe: Yes I am single

Y/N: Then can I be your girlfriend?

Aether: No

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Y/N: You're so adorable and talented

Yun Jin: Thank you

Y/N: Single?

Aether: That's enough

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Y/N: Still alone I see

Xiao: And?

Y/N: I mean you tried pushing me away back then

Xiao: Then I'll do it again

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Y/N: Can get that?

Childe: Sure

Y/N: Zhongli, can you be mine?

Zhongli: Oka-

Childe: No, you're mine

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Y/N: Childe 2.0

Thoma: Who?

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Y/N: Pretty girl

Ayaka: Thank you for the compliment

Y/N: I'm not complimenting

Ayaka: Wha-

Y/N: I'm saying the truth

Ayaka: I-

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Y/N: Can I touch your fluffy ears?

Yae Miko: In your dreams

Y/N: Sure, just let me

Yae Miko: You're serious

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Ei: Y/N, it's been a long time

Y/N: Indeed it has

Yae Miko: I never thought that you can be like this

Y/N: What's that supposed to mean?!

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Y/N: I wIlL hAvE oRdEr

Zhongli: Wha-

Y/N: Woah a meteor

Zhongli: I-

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Y/N: Can I have a million fireworks?

Yoimiya: Sure what for?

Y/N: To destroy a house

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Mitsuki: Why did you jump off?

Y/N: I want to

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Paimon: You're the Astro Archon?!

Y/N: No

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Y/N: Getting ignored

Paimon: That's sad

Y/N: Don't worry, I'm just a hallucination

Paimon: What the-

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Y/N: Xinqiu and Chongyun, are you dating?

Chongyun: Me and Xingqiu are just friends

Y/N: Damn you're frienzoned

Xingqiu: But we are just friends

Y/N: You'll accept your feelings to each other one day

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Y/N: Kazuha

Kazuha: Yes

Y/N: Can I be yours?

Kazuha: Sure

Beidou: She's mine not yours

Y/N: I'm fine with both

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Aether: We ran out of food supplies

Y/N: Cook Paimon

Paimon: No!

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