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━━𝐌𝐀𝐖𝐂𝐄. @-angelsbqtch #OFFLINE__TV 「 so i"ll give myself a name, something stupid and pretentious, like mawce spelled with a 'c'. 」...

by -angelsbqtch

toast
asian on asian crime

poki
don't worry, most of us aren't homicidal maniacs
can't say much for the other half

scarra
*cough cough* toast and michael
occasionally lily or yvonne
is that more than half?

mawce
that's comforting.
just for context, why DO you want to do a collab?

lily
ive said it once and i'll say it again
THE NEXT RANBOO
MOVING UP TO #15 BABYYYY

poki
also you're cool and we all appreciate your content.
i feel like that's better said

sydney
yes, what she said

john
hehe
that's what she said

mawce
dingus

john
:0

mawce
sorry, i forgot who i was talking to

john
:)

yvonne
oh shit
hi
what are we talking about??

brodin
good question yvonne

mawce
hola
it's me, the faceless child you all have been interacting with
by the way, why???

jodi
to get you more clout!!
so you can beat all the other faceless asian nonbinary child streamers :D

mawce
true
i'm already excelling in the eerily specific category

michael
as you should.
but you should also dominate ALL of the other categories

sydney
we are here to make that happen.

mawce
this feels like a sales pitch.

michael
and it is one!
that's the beauty of joining offlinetv,
many cars and sales and clothes and houses
need a mortgage? we have one!

mawce
one second, need to consult with my lawyer

brodin
when did any of this happen

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