tony: guys what happened to the the cooler- WHY IS THERE A BROOM HERE?
thor: peter said cars say broom broom so i brought a broom for the car because it seems to like brooms
tony: PETER
peter: IM SORRY DAD BUT THOR ASKED WHAT A CAR IS AND SO ALL I COULD DO WAS GIVE HIM AN HONEST ANSWER
tony: YEAH BUT DID YOU HAVE TO RESPOND WITH CARS SAY BROOM BROOM?
peter: I DIDNT EVEN SAY CARS SAY BROOM BROOM I SAID CARS GO VROOM VROOM
tony: THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE
peter: THERE IS, ONE IS A B ONE IS A V
tony: YOU COULDNT EXPLAIN IT ANY OTHER WAY?
peter: WELL WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
tony: CARS TAKE YOU PLACES, ITS EASIER THAN WALKING OR RIDING A HORSE OR WHATEVER THEY DO IN ASGARD
peter: oh wait that actually would've been a better answer
