one late november evening google was walking along the street when he ran into a singular bunch of broccolini
"BRO IM WALKIN HERE" said broccolinitv
"OMG sorry uwu im just a silly baka luv" said gogyy hasitly
all of a sudden from around the corner came the gorgeous 6ft tall milf that goies by the name of violet. she ran over to the two figures stood by the side of the street.
"oi mate, hwy did you run into my friend a sigular boiled broccolini stem" violet said in a distinctly british accent
sampal ran into the group from the fluffy white orbs of the sky his wings fluttered as he landed on the convineirntly placed helepad.
"LETS HAVE A DANCEBATTLE MY BROSKIS BROSURFS AND BROSURFINAS". chadnap said with a smile for hours ata a time.
"bring it on BITCHES" broccolini weenie lieenie screamed.
"RAWR OK, 2 pm at the skate park dondt be late lozers" geooge saidd
the pair then fortnight danced their way iunto oblivion.
*time skip lolololololololo*
lini and violweet arrived to the basement of punctualsalt and dsaifd.
"cum with us we need you for our epic danebababler"
".k." said salt
they then all rode a small pink tricicle to the skate park ggrr. when they arrived they saw sapmap and gondilla standing infriont of a mysteryois person(?).
"who is this?!?!?!" violert assed
goog and deam ran a chaha to the left and revealed none other then john cena and eren yager.
"OMG" lerni screamed
"omg that johncdna and erin yagayer they are the worlds top prima ballarenias" said violetsrarest
"heheheheheheheheh" salt giggled mischeviously and smirked cooly.
"i have a secrest weapoen" said loeine
"OMG WHAT IS IT?!?!?!!?!!?!?" screameds dreagen
all the cloutgolinz twirled away to reveal punxtual shates twitch chat they all simotaniously start to do the "take the L" fortnight emote and enishiate the danced battle. the dream team begin throwing it back while joern cernaia and yergun egay began doing a cool ballet lift. lgbt by cupkkake began blasting through thge skie.
LERNI IS SO SMART
shit began to pop and lock like a 80z rapped gift then charmmed moon screamed
"GUYS WHAT AER WE DIOING HERE??? WE SIULDNT ALLOW THE CLOUTGOBLINX TO MAKE US DO FORTNIGHT DANCES WE MUST RESIST VIVS LA REVOLUTUION"
the chatters then naruto an wawy towards the boiler room under the skate park.
animae child thing screamed
"PEEPORIOT"
tears flooded their eyues as they looked apon their conrands
"THE EVIL REIN OF CLOUT GOBBLES ENDES TODAY MY CUMRADES"
the dream tweam and joncena an eryin yagayter were winning because eloin yegay did a perfect tripple axel woo. the clout goblins werwe close to the losing arc.
animae child thang screamed frombelow
"IT WAS NEVER MEANNED TO BE"
kahlan then ent to a big red buttiom labled skate park boiler press for xoplosion and pressed it.
the dancers were exploded.
chat yayaed herd and had big smilze but.........
in came RAT bbhs dog who poisoned them to death............
bbh said L muffinheads then kissed rats left toe. :)
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
THE EPIC DANCE OF DSMP VS CLOUT GOBLINS
Cerita PendekHI GUYS im salt and this my fanfic written on stream lol (this is satire pls dont kill me) also follow me on twitch plz @punctualsalt.
