it all started with an argument | smurf & reader oneshots

✨ Jokey & reader ✨

Info: you and Jokey have never liked each other ever since the day you met as kids, you never liked any of his jokes so he never liked you either.

Reader's gender: neutral

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~ several years ago ~

I hummed to myself a smurfy tune as I kept on picking up flowers from the ground with a smile, today was a normal relaxing day, the smurf boys were playing in the village, Papa was brewing potions in his lab while I was out in the forest picking out flowers.

All of a sudden I heard footsteps running my way, I turned around and saw one of the smurfs from the village running towards me. I couldn't tell who it was 'cause after all, everyone looks the same.

"Hey!..Hey fellow Smurf!..[Y/n]!" He yells out, panting through his sentence. The smurf arrived in front of me, trying to catch his breath as he looks down.

"Who are you?" I asked, looking at them.
"It's me! Jokey!" Jokey chuckles as he stood up, I furrowed my brows as I looked at him.

"What do you want, Jokey?" I asked, looking away from him and continued picking up flowers from the ground.

"What's with the attitude?" He asks me.

"None of your business, Don't be nosey when we already have a smurf who's like that" i remarked, unamused.

"Well jeez, is it really that bad to ask a question?" He asks, furrowing his brows.

I scoffed, rolling my eyes as I didn't bother facing him. "I just Don't want you near me right now, you know perfectly well i Don't like you" i say, continuing picking up flowers.

"I Don't like you either, but jeez, you could've asked me nicely earlier" Jokey pointed out, i ignored him and continued walking away to find more flowers. I hear footsteps coming my way and i assume Jokey kept on following me.

"Come on! I'm just asking you a simple question, why the attitude?" He asks again, i groan in annoyance.

"And i happen to already answer your question" i replied, continuously picking up flowers.

"Hating me is not an answer!"
"Yeah huh, it is" I answered.

"Look, why not you answer my question instead" i suggest as i look behind myself to face Jokey, glaring at him as i walked.

Jokey scoffed at me "fine then, all i want to give you was this" he replied as he got out something from himself.

He handed out a present box, obviously this was one of his old tricks. I looked at the gift, raising a brow and looked back at Jokey who had a toothy grin on his face. I formed an unamused look on my face as i kept on staring at him.

"Ugh, Jokey, i know where this is gonna go, you can stop" i deadpanned.

"Uhh...whaaat? What are you talking about?? This is a celebration gift for you because....uhh..it's your..smurf dayy..??" He answered, although his answer came out as if it were a question. Afterwards he chuckles nervously, handing me the gift.

"...my smurf day doesn't come until several months" i deadpanned again.

"Uhm..i thought it was today, hehe, you know I'm not good with months and stuff" Jokey replied, smiling nervously.