"oh sorry! i was trying to grab some almond milk!" Theo exclaims after she bumped into a MILF of a lady "Damn sexy mommy, I'm Theo" she said winking at your mom. "hey darlin' I'm your mom I'm looking for my husband, he said he was getting milk but never came back."
The MILF said, giant purple orbs glittering with tears. "Damn thats a you issue. he probably got so sick of you horrible family and went with other more attractive women hehe" Theo said. Then she led your mom out to her white van, and they started to make out. Then they had 42069696969696969 kids and loved eachother barely and lived somewhat happily.
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theo x yourmom
Non-FictionTheo met your mom at a grocery store, in the milk section to be exact, your mom was looking for your dad, who left because he hated her, who was so thirsty he had to quench his thirst with other women, leaving your mom alone, and that's why she now...
