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pokiyooooo did toast + lily finish streaming?

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poki
yooooo
did toast + lily finish streaming?

lily
you could literally just check.

poki
oh ur texting me
great, he's done!
we have some business to discuss :)

john
in the nicest way possible, i am terrified of you.

poki
thank you, john :)
that means a lot to me

jodi
why didn't you just check twitch?
and why is john scared of you?

poki
first of all, i'm lazy
second, i have no idea
but i'll make it work!

scarra
what do you need to talk about?
is it about the next shoot?

poki
HAHAHAHA
no no-
nothing serious
but i do need everyone's full attention and time.
urgently.

sydney
did you get your hair stuck in the drain again?

poki
that wasn't my fault, i'm telling you!!!
the drain grabbed the hair from my head and wouldn't let go
the neck pains *shudders*

michael
i remember having to physically pull the drain out with a pair of pliers and a hammer
in all honesty, i would do it again
it was a fun friday night activity :)

poki
i'm gonna hope you won't have to mykull :D
and NO I DID NOT GET MY HAIR STUCK IN THE SHOWER DRAIN
can't believe you'd take me for a fool

toast
you are a fool.

jodi
but you are a fool?

john
WHY DID YOU HAVE THE SAME RESPONSE??

lily
i had to hold myself back
they just have no filter

yvonne
can confirm

poki
ooh
are we all here?

yvonne
idfk

scarra
what do you need to tell us??

poki
ok ok...
did we ALL join that kids stream?
moss? or...
one sec i'm looking it up
MAWCE!
did we all joking their stream?
if so that's kinda funny ngl

scarra
i can proudly say that i did :D

michael
they didn't do any good songs :/

lily
SHUT UP MICHAEL
YOU HAVE BAD TASTE
ADMIT IT

sydney
yep to both :)
the moana segment was very enjoyable

jodi
YESSS
and i loved the beauty and the beast ones

john
i'll give mawce a 10/10
talia however...

toast
yeah no talia sucked ass

jodi
such eloquent words toast :|
but also true-

yvonne
alright, i'm saying it now
that mawce kid is gonna be the next ranboo.

poki
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!

michael
and they both don't swear!
that's all they have in common tho.

sydney
WAIT

poki
??

sydney
does that mean they're gonna make it up to #17?

michael
HELL NAH BOI
we gon get em up to #15
I AM OFFICIALLY THE #1 MAWCE SUPPORTER TO FUCK ALL OF YOU OVER
PEACE OUT MFS

lily
YES I LOVE COMPETITON
MICHAEL CAN WE TEAM UP?

michael
aww honey <3

lily
WAIT ACTUALLY CAN ME AND POKI GO TOGETHER?

scarra
oh-

lily
sorry honey, i'm trying to think strategically :(

sydney
WAIT ARE WE TEAMJNG UP?
CAN I TAKE JODI AND YVONNE :D

yvonne
since when was i part of this?

michael
fuck you all
i'm going with robodog

lily
ROBODOG'S DEAD, MICHAEL
ACCEPT IT

scarra
oh, first of all we don't even know them
but i am totally down to get them to #15

jodi
AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE EM THE NEXT RANBOO!

john
wait do i not have a partner? :(

toast
we're in the same boat, buddy

michael
MISSION RANBOO 2.0 IS A GO!

sydney
MOVE OUT SQUADS!

john
what-

scarra
SHE SAID MOVE OUT!!

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brodin
what did i miss?

brodinwhat did i miss?

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ooo. AUTHORS NOTE
poor brodin, always last...
but we got a third chapter! kinda short, but the next one will be longer. and massive DISCLAIMER, no ranboo slander is meant by this. ranboo = good but mawce = great, y'know? we needa get them up to #15 on the leaked twitch payout list. it is urgent.

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