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moony
i'm going to scream.

moss
why?
oh nevermind
is it because of the essay in mr philips class?
that mans house is the first place i'd go in the purge.
spare his wife, she's hot AND nice.
or maybe i just have mommy issues...

constellation
mawce
with all due respect
i hope your organs fail on you and you wither away pitifully in a field of poison ivy.

moss
OH
NVM I GOT A NOTIFICATION
I BLEW UP GUYS

moony
no shit dude

moss
LANGUAGE!!

moony
you cannot say that after you ranked past presidents on where they'd be in the omegaverse.
and you DEFINITELY cannot language me AFTER it went viral.

constellation
^^

moss
to be fair,
it was funny.

constellation
you got BARACK OBAMA to reply to your tweet
VALKYRAE, MICHAEL REEVES, POKIMANE, EVEN CRANKGAMEPLAYS LIKED YOUR TWEET
HOW???

moss
yeah, it's cool

moony
how are you not freaking out right now?

moss
oh, i am
just internally
i'm not very good with change
this is change. obviously.

constellation
trust us, we know
you had a breakdown when talia moved away
she's only four hours away.

moss
you're my least favourite and between the two of you, that is not saying much.

moony
i'm sending that to your mom.

moss
NO NO
DO NOT
I NEED TO REMAIN THE TOKEN PERFECT TM CHILD

constellation
aww kaiiii
thanks babe

moony
shut it.

constellation
jeez ok

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