Third time's a charm wangxian book 2

oh hi there wei wuxian and wei ying

Jiang Cheng POV

As it stands, I don't do well with this magic bs

How the hell are there two wuxian's and two wangji's!?

As if one wasn't already hard enough gosh

Sigh...

The two older versions stood proudly on the platform as thier little cubs chirped and mewled in delight

There was a sound next to me and when I turned to look

My wei ying had a sickly sweet look in his eyes as he basically undressed the older lan with his eyes

First of all, ew

Second, OI YOUR LAN ZHAN IS GLARING AT HIS OLDER SELF BECAUSE OF YOU

Like, that's a whole new level of jealousy

He's. Jealous. Of. Himself.

I can't

I really can't with these couples

The older wei wuxian walked towards towards his lan zhan as he smiled happily at his cubs

Ha those kids are in trouble that smile isn't the

'oh-my-gosh-i-missed-you-so-much' wei ying smile no no

THAT

was the 'You're-in-big-ass-trouble' wei ying smile

It seems the cubs notice because they instantly became sheepish

The older wei ying who I will call wuxian and the older lan wangji whom I will call bitchji.....

sigh fine whom I'll call wangji

Gracefully walked down the stairs

Wangji had his arm wrapped around wuxian's waist his other hand holding his wrist as he help his pregnant omega down the stairs

I gotta give the guy props as least he ain't like most husbands who doesn't even hold thier pregnant omega's hand

As they got to the ground floor, the disciples parted like the red sea as the couple made thier way to their cubs

Whom just so happens to be standing at the feet of wei ying and lan zhan and little old me who honestly feels like standing near the peacock for once

"My my, isn't my naughty cubs just the cutest" wuxian smiled a toothy grin at the cubs who whimpered in defeat making the older man sigh and pinched his nose bridge

Wangji knelt down to them and spoke to them sternly

"Do you two know what you did wrong?" I wouldn't say that was intimidating but geez fuck I wanted to flee how is it that those cubs just bowed thier head

"You made your papa abandon a night hunt and I nearly tore a-sang in two" wuxian reprimanded

I swear that in the corner of my eye I saw said nie sect heir paled

"Sorry a-niang, all A-yi fault" jingyi said softly with his milky tone

His hand clutched onto his brother who in turn held him just as tightly

Wei ying clicked his tongue

"How many times must I tell you little fools to not enter any room without supervision when we're not in gusu? The room you entered in had a dangerous artifact, that bends time within a universe, and forced subjects from one dimension into an inter-dimesional vortex and sucks them into a time before time"

....what the fuck?

I think everyone agrees with me as we all but the future couple thier kids and wei ying looked hella confused and lost