It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... and Emo.xml is walking around, doing what he always do: buy candy for his shit brother.

Emo's mind: Holy shit, i wish i could just have an day where i dont need to leave my house and buy fucking skittles n' M&M'S, i wish i could eat then...

*Emo hears lots of girls screaming "HI BUFF GUY" in an romantic way*

Emo.xml: ayo what is happening *looks to the local where he sees lots of girl with an buff ass guy*

Emo's mind: HOLY SHIT HOW MANY GIRLS ARE WITH THIS GUY!?!?!?1!?1?1!?

...

Emo's mind: i think i should help him-

*Emo runs towards the arson that was happening*

Emo.xml (non-loud scream): AYO GIRLS, THERE IS 4 BIG STRONG GUYS RIGHT THERE!! *points to an drug dealing alleyway*

*the girls run into the totally not sussy alleyway where they find that frigging bomb from fnf*

Emo.xml: holy shit how many girls we're there?-

*emo sees the buff guy body*

Emo.xml: uhh- 😳

Buff Grey guy: yo man, thx for helping me

Emo.xml: no thx-

Emo's mind: omg omg omg why is he so buff and beautiful omg his abs are so big aaaaaaaaa


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