Eeveelution Squad Truth or Dare

Truth 15: Who's your crush?

Lazuli: Why do we have to do this, I'm pretty sure the majority of us are pretty obvious about our relationships or crushes or whatever

Spark: I am well aware of that but some of us *looks at Black* are a little less decipherable, as far as relationships go

Pearl: Okay that's fair enough, but why?

Spark: Because the dare says to admit your crush in front of everyone

Speed: Well I suppose I can go first, since it's relatively easy for me

Black: Plus you and Lazuli are always showing the fact that you like each other

Speed; Yes that to- HEY!

Black, Trike, Crystal, and Sylvia: *snickering*

Speed: *breathes deeply* My crush and girlfriend is Lazuli, okay?

Spark: Very good, now we know who your crush is

Speed: After much humiliation from Black

Black: You're welcome

Lazuli: As Speed made blatantly obvious, Speed is my crush and boyfriend, happy now?

Sylvia: Yes, you've also made it blatantly obvious, to put it into british terms, like to snog each other

Spezuli: HEY!

Spark:Yes, and I am thankfully not frozen

Lazuli: *Menacing* If I'm that aggressive, I can fix that

Spark: No, no, I'm good, you're really not that aggressive

Lazuli: Good, now who's next to get humiliated by Spark?

Flare: I mean, Leaf and I are also pretty obvious about it, my crush and girlfriend is Leaf, because-

Black: We didn't ask for details, did we Flare?

Flare: I mean no-

Black: Exactly, I don't want to know

Spark: Thank you Flare, now I guess the next logical person to ask would be Leaf

Leaf: Well uh, I guess my crush would be Flare, I mean he is my boyfriend, so yeah, my answer would be Flare

Black: Not in the least bit nervous about this dare, are we Leaf?

Leaf: er

Spark: That's enough, we don't need to make her any more uncomfortable than she already is

Lazuli: For once I agree with Spark

Speed: That is a very rare event

Spark: Alright, time to move on to some of the more difficult or subtle ones

Crystal: My crush and boyfriend is Trace

Speed: That is something that can be stopped very easily if Trace seems to be doing unapproved stuff with you

Crystal: You don't have that power, I'm only a few hours younger than you!

Speed: I'm still older than you

Crystal: Why? I can make my own decisions!

Speed: I'll think about it, but I'm just trying to keep you safe

Crystal: Trace is perfectly safe! Wasn't he your friend?

Speed: He may be my friend, but you're my sister

Pike: Still kind of new here, but is this a recurring argument?

Spark: Yes it is

Pike: Oh well *teleports himself a rubix cube* I'll do this until they're don

*ten minutes of Speed and Crystal arguing later*

Speed; Weren't we doing a truth?

Spark: Yes we were, but then you decided to have an argument with Crystal

Speed: We can continue

Pike: Just in time *has finished his 10th rubix cube*

Spark: Alright Silvia, you're next

Silvia: Well I have a crush on Speed, but I have no current relationship with anyone

Speed: And as far as I'm concerned, I'll never have a relationship with you, because you remind me too much of Crystal

Silvia: I know

Spark: Next, Black

Black: No crush, no relationship

Silvia: Really Black, you may as well stop pretending, we both know what you said that night when we all went to the town

Crystal: In Special Chapter 12b

Spark: CRYSTAL!

Crystal: Spark!

Trike: Trike :D

Spark: Haven't we already used that joke?

Trike: Who the muk cares

Black: Yeah, but I've been rejected so it doesn't count

Spark: Fair, last, Pearl

Pearl: Crush Black, no relationship

Black: And it's going to stay that way if you treat the people you have a crush on like you did me

Lazuli: *Hits him on the head* Stop being like that, you're just making her feel worse

Black: *rubs his head where Lazuli hit him* Aren't you only supposed to do this to Speed?

Lazuli: I'll do it to anyone who's being a jerk

Black: I was just stating a fact

Lazuli: *Menacing* I dare you to say that again

Black: You know what, we're done here *runs out of there*

Spark: Alright, you can all leave

*Everyone except Spark leaves*

Spark: Well that was an interesting truth, thank you to Canelo on my discord server for sending it to me. This truth totalled to about 1300 words. I currently have 3-4 unfinished items at the moment so please refrain from sending in dares and truths until I get the next 1 or 2 done, and with that out of the way-

Crystal: C'ya

Spark: No Crystal, I still have to repair the fourth wall *Points at a gaping, flaming hole in the fourth wall* You destroyed it, and it needs serious repair

Crystal: I'll leave it alone for now, but I will destroy it again

Spark: *sigh*