it all started with an argument | smurf & reader oneshots

✨ Brainy & reader ✨

"Wha- EXCUSE ME?!" I yelled back.

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! You made me drop the flower inside of Papa's potion and it created a HORRIBLE flood on the floor and then I slipped! And it's all, because of, YOU!" He shouted out, I scoffed.

"Oh please, stop being so God damn dramatic everytime! It's not all my fault you dropped that God dang flower, so what?? Is it really a big deal?? You could just go and get another one!" I shouted back at him with an annoyed expression.

"Watch your smurfing LANGUAGE!" He yelled out furiously.

"WaTcH yOuR sMuRfInG lAnGuAgE" I mocked him.
"So what?? Is cursing really a big of a deal?? I mean, come on! It's not that bad, I could just open up my mouth and start swearing! Fuck, you, asshole" I yelled out as I cross my arms.

"SMURF UP! First off, no, I am NOT DRAMATIC. Second of all, yes, YES IT IS! Third of all, it IS a big deal! And lastly, it took Papa hours to find these kind of flowers and now look what you did!" Brainy shouted out.

He then started to babble and ramble about how long Papa took to find the pumpkin flower and how hard doing it was for him to get it.

I cross my arms and roll my eyes and scoff, he didn't even hear a thing I just said and just continued rambling and babbling about Papa Smurf.

I cover my ears and try not to hear his annoying voice and tried to block it with mine.

"LA LA LA LA LA LA, I CAN NOT HEAR YOUR CRAP" I shouted out as I shook my head.

"Stop that smurfing nonsense, you obviously can hear me, and I already told you to stop cursing!" Brainy demanded, I stuck my tongue out at him offensively, he scoffed.

"Papa Smurf is gonna get so mad at us! No wait, I meant you" Brainy says as he stood up, pointing at me.

"For the last time, it isn't my God damn fault" I replied, crossing my arms and standing up.

"Yeah it is"
"No it isn't"
"Yeah it is"
"No it isn't!"

We both repeated the same thing until a certain someone arrived.

"What is smurfing on around here?!" The voice, of Papa Smurf spoke up from the doorway. Me and Brainy stopped arguing and stared at him, Papa had a mad expression on him whilst he waits for an answer.

"Papa! You would not BELIEVE it! It was [Y/n], they made me put the whole flower in the cauldron! Punish them for their awful deeds!" Brainy replied to Papa as he walks over to his side and pointed directly at me.

"Nuh-uh it wasn't! You were the one who dropped it in the first place!" I say as I pointed back at Brainy.

"It's their fault, Papa!"
"It's his fault, Papa!"

Me and Brainy spoke up at the same time, we looked at each other and grumble in a frustrated manner, and with that we started arguing while Papa was just...well, staring.

"Enough is enough!" Papa yelled out, catching both me and Brainy's attention.

"If none of you are taking the blame, then go out and find a pumpkin flower yourself, I'll clean up my lab" Papa announces.