Tere Sang Yaara

Samosa aur chai 🍵(51)

Ahaan: real life kitne filmy situatons ho rahe hai na (chuckles)

Ishqi: ishq par zor nahi hai, hai vo atish gaalib 

Ahaan: oyee hoyee 

Ishqi: oyee hoyee (in the same tone) , aap bol rahi hai 

Ahaan: kya kare tumhare muh se voh sunke aagaya hai 

Vendor kid: bada pyaar karte hai didi bhaiya aapse 

Ahaan: aree, ee didi tho me jiju na 

Kid: vo aise hi nikal gaya bhaiya, nahi nahi jiju 

Ishqi: (laughs) bohot tez jaa raha hai chotu, ek jalebi leke aao (ahaan glares at her) aapko bhi chahiye thike 2 leke aao 

Ahaan: koi zaroorat nahi hai 

Kid: bhaiya sirf 10 rupee ka hai 

Ahaan: ee 100 rupee le par jalebi mat la (that kid leaves in happiness)

Ishqi: ee kya hai avm

Ahaan: vo kya hai na meri wife bohot sweet hai jalebi is just waste 

Ishqi: mujhe man kar raha hai khane ka bohot din hue hai, vo kya bolte hai craving haa craving kar raha hai mujhe 

Ahaan: firstly craving karta nahi hota hai and no jalebi 

Ishqi: jo bhi ho par mujhe khana hai ek jalebi please na please me roj insulin bhi leti hu na ek jalebi se kuch nahi hoga please *puppy eyes*

Ahaan: thike hum dono share karenge, chotu la le jalebi, khush 

Ishqi: bohot, pulls his cheeks 

Ahaan: ouch it hurts ishqi

Ishqi: (whispering in ears) aapka hot handsome body na kaafi weak hai itna chota dard bhi seh nahi paa raha hai (he just rolls his eyes) vaise aapki dhadi(beard) kaafi bad chuki hai 

Ahaan: haa tho (in her ears) ladkiyo ko tho beard guys pasand hai 

Ishqi: aapki ishqi tho alag hai na, aaj shave kijiye ga 

Ahaan: par tumne bola tha ki tumhe beard acha lagta hai mujh par (stuffing jalebi)

Ishqi: haa par....

Ahaan: kya bolo 

Ishqi: aap kiss karte hai na tabhi gud gudi hojati hai dhadi ke vaje se 

Ahaan: (laughs) thik hai aaj hi kar lunga, tho tum chahte ho ki me tumhe kiss karu right??

Ishqi: kuch bhi bolte hai, kal anniversary party hai uske baare me sochiye 

Ahaan: correct me office chalta hu abhi arrangements dekhni hai tum thoda karthik ko 

Ishqi: batana hai kya, aap chod dijiye mujhe ghar me, sambhal lungi
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Ahaan drops ishqi to their house and she goes to karthik's room, he was staring at his phone ishqi goes and sees they were random pictures with ashu he was deeply engrossed that he didn't notice her presence she taps his shoulder

Karthik: bhabhi aap? Kaha gaye the (hides his phone and fake smiles)

Ishqi: kuch nahi bas aise hi ab thik hai tu?

Karthik: come on bhabhi mujhe hua hi kya hai mujhe bohot bhook lag rahi hai

Ishqi: aap tho chef saab hai khud bana lijiye

Karthik: par kya na ee chef saab ko world famous parathe banana nahi aata hai

Ishqi: (chuckles) chalo fir dono milke banate hai

They both go to kitchen karthik was cutting vegetables while ishqi was kneading the dough

Karthik: patha hai bhabhi maine tho ek ad bhi bana liya tha aapke liye

Ishqi: ad?

Karthik: haa, bhai ke liye
pehle me bilkul bhi parathe nahi khata tha, fir mujhe mile ishqi ke parathe, ab me sirf vohi khata hu, when bruclee is to karathe ishqi is to parathe

Ishqi: mummy kasam aise bol ke bech bhi sakte hai (both burst into laughing)

Karthik: mere jokes ke bada majak udate hai bhai dekho aap kaise has rahi ho (laughing)

Ishqi: hasi ke saath dard ko bohot ache se mita rahe ho karthik (his smile vanishes) mujhse bhi choopane ke liye koshish kar rahe ho?

Karthik: bhabhi tab drunk tha na kuch zyada emotions hi nikal gaye the bas aise kuch nahi hai

Ishqi: bas na zyada natak karne se me koi Oscar nahi dene vali hu, uncle ne hame sab bata chuke matlab uske mumma papa ke baare me sab, vo darti hai na karthik relations se, shayad isi vaje se, tu tho usse aur ache se jaanta hai na karthik, acha aur sacha pyaar itna asaani se nahi milta hai karthik hum dono ko hi dekha hai na kitne unch neech paar karna pada, bus himat mat haarna bhagwan saath dega, agar vo darti hai tho Tu aur himmat bada uska pyaar kam hai tho tu zyada pyaar dikha bus chodna nahi pura koshish kar

Karthik: matlab aap uske ghar gaye hai?

Ishqi: mene itna baat kiya usme tujhe bas yehi baat samaj me aaya?

Karthik: aise nahi hai bus puch raha tha, par thank you bhabhi ab mujhe thoda clear lag raha hai

Ishqi: phak bada aaya thank you vala aur ee badla hua karthik bilkul acha nahi lag raha hame, serious ho raha hai, jokes nahi maar raha hai ro raha hai mujhe mera purana devar chahiye aur hum dono milke bhevar banna hai

Karthik: aapko baato ke baad aagaya aapka purana devar thike hum bhevar hamesha ke liye aap uska chinta tho mat kijiye, areee bhabhi paratha jal gaya

Ishqi: tere baato me mere world famous paratha jal gaya

Karthik: ee tho world famous gobi ka paratha banna tha par ee tho world famous charcol paratha ban gaya

Both burst into laughing

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Weekend special 😉