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sidemen + sidehoes
[10+ participants]

boggy
elle the way you just told people to kill Isaac
I actually love you so much

gibby
tricked everyone
me sentimental? never

nimrod
it's gibby what do you expect

behz
can I ask why you call her gibby
you've never explained this

jide
the gibby story

nimrod
she hit a fat kid

black goalie
WHAT
WHEN

old man
😭😭😭
fat kid beater

behz
was it me

minecraft merchant
stop it 😂😂😂

gibby
he's LYING
like always does
I did not hit a fat kid
I used to be a fat kid
and my dad used to say I looked like gibby from iCarly
so it stuck

behz
teach me ur ways

jide
I don't believe that

boggy
nah you've done some Houdini shit to be a skinny gyal now

black goalie
behz 😂😭

nimrod
yeah she was huge

gibby
you're very lucky i have a child with you simon
otherwise i'd be at your house kicking you rn

nimrod
yeah i know 🙄

gibby
also behz
get crippling salmonella
kills you right off
i lost like 2 stone 😭

behz
YAYYYY UNCOOKED CHICKEN

old man
gibby is promoting raw meat

gibby
depends which type

jide
NAHHHH

minecraft merchant
noooo gibby 😭😭😭

gibby
jide you took that OUT of context
i mean if you want me to play along then
i haven't had raw meat in a while

behz
stop it
allow it fam

boggy
can't be having anymore bastard kids

nimrod
😭😭😭
i am literally archie's dad

boggy
oh i thought it meant when you didn't have married parents

behz
fuck off I'm crying

old man
this is brilliant

jide
the raw meat and now the bastard kids holy shit 😭

gibby
creasing

boggy
no because i thought it meant your parents weren't married

gibby
i think that just means you don't exist
back in the olden days at least
you weren't registered

old man
i haven't got a clue
but seriously
gibbs get some raw meat

gibby
i've been trying babe

behz
you've got a footie player in your dms
get his raw meat

gibby
if you mean ben chilwell then leave 😭😭😭
he looks like a fuckboy

boggy
he is
hangs about with jack grealish

gibby
immediate red flag: hangs out with jack grealish

nimrod
would probably twat our kid with a football

boggy
my favourite thing to do

gibby
child abuser harry has entered the chat
and gibby is going to leave
because I'm getting a phone call

old man
bye bye raw meat merchant

gibby
bye bye freya's ex boyfriend

old man
what

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