Pepsi Cola

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Lane delete rey was singing in the shower. (She only sang her own songs bc lana devious rey is a Leo moon) anyway
Lana doodle Reece's puff sang "my puthay Tastes like Pepsi cola"
Meanwhile y/n was crying in her bed because she was an ugly stinky bitchass rat. Then y/n hear and angelic voice. The voice was leopard print del rey.
Y/n threw her long luscious locks in a high ponytails and walked on her smol bean feet trying to find where that voice was cumming from.
Y/n broke into luxurious Delecious reys house and stromed into her bathroom where lana banana was singing still.
Llama del ree heard a sound from outside her emo black shower curtain and poked her head out to see what It was.
Lundy rel dey was flabbergasted to see y/n standing in her bathroom in a pokemon cosplay.
Lice del razor then jumped out of the shower in slow reverb and grabbed y/ns eyeballs from her eye sockets.
"Squishy" land owner del rey screams and then she disappeared leaving y/n in her bathroom alone.
Y/n sees lana banana mee moo fo fana was shaving her hairy American legs so y/n plucked the hair from the shower drain and took it home and made lush dense rays leg hairs green bean casserole.

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